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Listen: here come dots (3, 5, 4)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Ear drums rock!
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Er... no.
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Is correct! You are up for Monday.
I liked that one ... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Wow! But how?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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It is an excellent anagram of "here come dots" and dots (with dashes) are the audible representation of the morse code.
(Sorry - I should have explained in the original answer)
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Clever indeed. I am still baffled by how fast you decoded that!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I would never have noticed as I tend to exclude everything that's remotely connected to marketing and advertising (that also includes any speech bubbles from managers) from my perception.
Anyway, t´his one is great. Perhaps he should add another overlapping circle with the word 'reality' inside. Most managers suffer from a loss of the same and replace it with their speech bubbles.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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overlapping ? ... maybe for 1 % 
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The circles overlap, but the text is not in the overlapping area. And when the overlapping area is empty, that means...
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Yes, true ... OG found again something funny to remember
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Brutal honesty... so rare!
Sudden Sun Death Syndrome (SSDS) is a very real concern which we should be raising awareness of. 156 billion suns die every year before they're just 1 billion years old.
While the military are doing their part, it simply isn't enough to make the amount of nukes needed to save those poor stars. - TWI2T3D (Reddit)
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Oh, that is just superb!
I can't half rub some noses in it!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Got a message in my spam box today.
The only thing it says is "Am Irene. lets discuss"
How do I know she's pretty? It's from ireneipretty2[at]...
I'd almost send her a message back to discuss whether or not she is Irene.
Guess I'll just delete it in case she has some diabolical plan 
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But it's from a girl.
On the internet! 
Has to be legit, and not a fat 50ish bloke in his underwear ...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You sent it?
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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No.
I go commando for my interweb needs.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Too much info. Way to much info.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Sander Rossel wrote: ireneipretty2
"Irene, I pretty too..."
The real question is: How does she know that YOU are pretty? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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She must've seen my CP profile 
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A local person recently received what she immediately knew to be a scam call..the one about being in a recent car accident. She did the right thing, said "not me", and hung up. The cheeky bugger immediately rang back, and told her she had suffered a head injury in the accident, and that's why she couldn't remember it.
As you can imagine, her elicited a response a little less polite than the previous one.
Cheers,
Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.
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When that mob call on my (ex-directory) number, I ask "Where did you get this number?" Yet to receive a coherent reply.
Cheers,
Peter
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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