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The most terrifying hour and a half of my young life was known as "double Geography", closely followed by "double Maths", "double Chemistry" and various other weekly tortures based on similar lines.
People were unspeakably cruel to children in those days.
Slogans aren't solutions.
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If it's in the woods, you could do a sort of fairy-tale adventure (evade the big bad Wolf, go around the witch's gingerbread cottage, etc.). The idea is to exercise their imaginations.
You might want to ask their parents how many are familiar with this sort of fairy-tale; it loses most of the impact otherwise.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Do a code camp. 
Marc
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An aunt and uncle once organized something like that for my cousins birthday party, age range 10 to 13.
We went into the forest and some other family members and friends dressed up.
My grandpa was a silent fisherman who scared us when we got to close and other than that only pointed towards the next target.
Another uncle and a friend had a bed sheet on a cord between some trees that they would let go when a group of kids came close, it looked like a ghost crossed the path.
An aunt and my dad were the funniest, my aunt was dressed up as a frog and, together with my dad, jumped out of the forest screaming "CROAK!!!" and then be all innocent like "you don't have to be scared like that, I'm only a magical frog" and my dad was dressed up as red riding hood and handed out cookies 
Some of the kids got some pretty good scares (you could hear the girls from other groups screaming throughout the forest).
I know the adults enjoyed it a lot too, scaring a group of kids like that with a frog and red riding hood costume is a rather satisfying experience
Afterwards we had soup, bread and other food.
That was about 16 or 17 years ago (wow, I feel old now) and we still talk about it, so you could call that a success 
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Listen: here come dots (3, 5, 4)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Ear drums rock!
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Er... no.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Is correct! You are up for Monday.
I liked that one ... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Wow! But how?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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It is an excellent anagram of "here come dots" and dots (with dashes) are the audible representation of the morse code.
(Sorry - I should have explained in the original answer)
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Clever indeed. I am still baffled by how fast you decoded that!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I would never have noticed as I tend to exclude everything that's remotely connected to marketing and advertising (that also includes any speech bubbles from managers) from my perception.
Anyway, t´his one is great. Perhaps he should add another overlapping circle with the word 'reality' inside. Most managers suffer from a loss of the same and replace it with their speech bubbles.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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overlapping ? ... maybe for 1 % 
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The circles overlap, but the text is not in the overlapping area. And when the overlapping area is empty, that means...
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Yes, true ... OG found again something funny to remember
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Brutal honesty... so rare!
Sudden Sun Death Syndrome (SSDS) is a very real concern which we should be raising awareness of. 156 billion suns die every year before they're just 1 billion years old.
While the military are doing their part, it simply isn't enough to make the amount of nukes needed to save those poor stars. - TWI2T3D (Reddit)
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Oh, that is just superb!
I can't half rub some noses in it!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Got a message in my spam box today.
The only thing it says is "Am Irene. lets discuss"
How do I know she's pretty? It's from ireneipretty2[at]...
I'd almost send her a message back to discuss whether or not she is Irene.
Guess I'll just delete it in case she has some diabolical plan 
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But it's from a girl.
On the internet! 
Has to be legit, and not a fat 50ish bloke in his underwear ...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You sent it?
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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No.
I go commando for my interweb needs.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Too much info. Way to much info.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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