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Anything involving Javascript and VB ... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Combine those two and you get a weapon of mass destruction. I wonder how long it will take until ISIS will claim to have invented both to let us infidel dogs suffer.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I wish they would: then we'd have to find a replacement pretty quickly!
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Have them re-create an episode of Jim'll Fix It, special guest Rolf Harris and music by Gary Glitter.
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Ouch! 
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How IS Rolf Harris by the way? Still swinging his extra leg in an exotic vacation spot where the sun doesn't shine? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
modified 24-Feb-17 4:41am.
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The "Corpse of Nelson" stuff was great fun to me at about that age (where you are blind folded and have to identify the "body parts" of nelson - e.g. cold spaghetti for brain, mostly empty jar of vaseline for eye socket etc.)
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We called it "Nelson's Eye", and it was part of the initiation ceremony for our local scout troop.
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Duncan Edwards Jones wrote: cold spaghetti for brain
I don't recognize the name, but I'm sure I know that guy! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I'm not certain that an adult taking a jar of vaseline on a kids trip is strictly a good idea... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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No - the world has changes since I was young, and not entirely for the better...
Peeled grapes for eyeballs maybe?
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The most terrifying hour and a half of my young life was known as "double Geography", closely followed by "double Maths", "double Chemistry" and various other weekly tortures based on similar lines.
People were unspeakably cruel to children in those days.
Slogans aren't solutions.
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If it's in the woods, you could do a sort of fairy-tale adventure (evade the big bad Wolf, go around the witch's gingerbread cottage, etc.). The idea is to exercise their imaginations.
You might want to ask their parents how many are familiar with this sort of fairy-tale; it loses most of the impact otherwise.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Do a code camp. 
Marc
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An aunt and uncle once organized something like that for my cousins birthday party, age range 10 to 13.
We went into the forest and some other family members and friends dressed up.
My grandpa was a silent fisherman who scared us when we got to close and other than that only pointed towards the next target.
Another uncle and a friend had a bed sheet on a cord between some trees that they would let go when a group of kids came close, it looked like a ghost crossed the path.
An aunt and my dad were the funniest, my aunt was dressed up as a frog and, together with my dad, jumped out of the forest screaming "CROAK!!!" and then be all innocent like "you don't have to be scared like that, I'm only a magical frog" and my dad was dressed up as red riding hood and handed out cookies 
Some of the kids got some pretty good scares (you could hear the girls from other groups screaming throughout the forest).
I know the adults enjoyed it a lot too, scaring a group of kids like that with a frog and red riding hood costume is a rather satisfying experience
Afterwards we had soup, bread and other food.
That was about 16 or 17 years ago (wow, I feel old now) and we still talk about it, so you could call that a success 
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Listen: here come dots (3, 5, 4)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Ear drums rock!
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Er... no.
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Is correct! You are up for Monday.
I liked that one ... 
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We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Wow! But how?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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It is an excellent anagram of "here come dots" and dots (with dashes) are the audible representation of the morse code.
(Sorry - I should have explained in the original answer)
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Clever indeed. I am still baffled by how fast you decoded that!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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