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I would never have noticed as I tend to exclude everything that's remotely connected to marketing and advertising (that also includes any speech bubbles from managers) from my perception.
Anyway, t´his one is great. Perhaps he should add another overlapping circle with the word 'reality' inside. Most managers suffer from a loss of the same and replace it with their speech bubbles.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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overlapping ? ... maybe for 1 % 
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The circles overlap, but the text is not in the overlapping area. And when the overlapping area is empty, that means...
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Yes, true ... OG found again something funny to remember
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Brutal honesty... so rare!
Sudden Sun Death Syndrome (SSDS) is a very real concern which we should be raising awareness of. 156 billion suns die every year before they're just 1 billion years old.
While the military are doing their part, it simply isn't enough to make the amount of nukes needed to save those poor stars. - TWI2T3D (Reddit)
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Oh, that is just superb!
I can't half rub some noses in it!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Got a message in my spam box today.
The only thing it says is "Am Irene. lets discuss"
How do I know she's pretty? It's from ireneipretty2[at]...
I'd almost send her a message back to discuss whether or not she is Irene.
Guess I'll just delete it in case she has some diabolical plan 
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But it's from a girl.
On the internet! 
Has to be legit, and not a fat 50ish bloke in his underwear ...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You sent it?
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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No.
I go commando for my interweb needs.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Too much info. Way to much info.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Sander Rossel wrote: ireneipretty2
"Irene, I pretty too..."
The real question is: How does she know that YOU are pretty? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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She must've seen my CP profile 
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A local person recently received what she immediately knew to be a scam call..the one about being in a recent car accident. She did the right thing, said "not me", and hung up. The cheeky bugger immediately rang back, and told her she had suffered a head injury in the accident, and that's why she couldn't remember it.
As you can imagine, her elicited a response a little less polite than the previous one.
Cheers,
Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.
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When that mob call on my (ex-directory) number, I ask "Where did you get this number?" Yet to receive a coherent reply.
Cheers,
Peter
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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A couple of years ago, I deleted my IMDB account because they demanded either a phone number or credit card details (to look at movie reviews? feh).
I dropped by there today, because I couldn't remember the surname of that guy who was in that thing with Ronnie Williams--- never mind why: tl (but hence the Welshish thread title).
It didn't take ten seconds to find him ("Davies", for the CDO[^] amongst us), but then my eye flicked up to the top-right corner of the page, and there's my name.
Apparently, I rejoined IMDB in December last year, with the same account details as my closed account.
How nice of them to arrange that for me. Very thoughtful.
The "Delete Account" option is in the same place as before, but what's the point, if they're going to ignore my wishes?
I just have to decide now whether or not to firewall their IPs (and make them pay for the firewall, of course).
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Canadian Teacher gives student 'Crystal Meth' assignment[^]
What on earth was that teacher thinking?!? 
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Free meth? 
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Drama class. 
Granted, I've only ever had one drama teacher in high school, but from what I remember of her, that's probably par for the course.
I've never despised a teacher that much in my life.
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Them as can, do.
But the knowledge that there are people who are so useless that they can't even pretend properly is quite headache-inducing.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Will he delete this one? Will he not?
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It's more Lounge than Soapbox.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Bright side: At least the kids have learned to read, so it's better than some other schools.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Why is a drama teacher handing out chemistry homework?
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Sander Rossel wrote: Why is a drama teacher handing out chemistry homework?
She told a chemistry joke and there was no reaction. She quit.
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