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Ah, so that's who/what this "Lucille" is.
Someone else referred to her/it, earlier, but I had no idea what he was talking about.
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You really need to start watching the Walking Dead.
No matter where you go, there you are...~?~
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I watched most of the first three seasons.
That was more than enough to determine that it's utter cr@p.
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My grandkids managed not to wreck anything with a rigid foam toy cricket bat. I'm guessing you might find something suitable in a dollar shop.
Cheers,
Peter
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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For a small fee, lets say some rare footage of a colleague going postal on his cow-orkers, I would be happy to turn a clue-bat for you made of wood. I'd recommend beech, or maple. 
Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Yeah, after they stopped selling tuits, we must find something else.
I was lucky and got hold of about a dozen of them, but they were of the square type, not the round ones, not suitable for everything. And I've only got a few left.
Maybe clue bats can replace them, but I sure would like someone to start manufacturing tuits again.
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Mycroft, I laughed when I read this.
I called mine a "Feature Stick" while visiting Norway. Smacked the table pretty good.
Warned people what happens when they start coming in asking for features!
But it is soft, and we had a lot of fun. They promised to use it on me if we had bugs!
Feature Stick
Hope this is it!
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Uh a "clue bat" ? You're kidding, aren't ye ? See, that stuff is totally off-standard and so has been for years now, if you need an educational helping device, you'd better pick something which is conform to RFC-2321, not only it will be useful to educate users, but it will also be of help with networking and computing issues
https://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc2321
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I personally use a stuffed vinyl hammer from Chuck-E-Cheese. Also acts well as a gavel during meetings.
But is a bat is your thing there is a wide selection of inflatable ones here:
US Toy - Search Results for bat
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I am guessing you must be from the UK.
Try googling:
soft plastic baseball bat for a child
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Why on earth I have to spend a half an hour tho get rid the Microsoft Office Upload Center, that I didn't asked for at the first place and that can not do nothing in any case as I have no target account to upload to!!!
$%^# &@$ Microsoft!!!
-- EDIT --
After getting rid of it, just learned, that it is probably (not confirmed a 100%) an other attempt to get some telemetry data uploaded to MS...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
modified 22-Feb-17 2:27am.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: After getting rid of it, just learned, that it is probably (not confirmed a 100%) an other attempt to get some telemetry data uploaded to MS...
why don't you share how you did it? 
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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I'm not yet sure it is complete - have to wait for tomorrow...
Disabled in Task Scheduler/Microsoft/Office/OfficeTelemtryAgent... (there are two)...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Mickeysoft.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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<ryandev mode>
They own the software, not you, so you should be arrested for hacking!
</ryandev mode>
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Mark_Wallace wrote: <ryandev mode>
That's like looking at the monitor and saying 'fanboi' three times.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Offhand, I can't think of anything scarier.
Maybe I will write a horror novel, after all.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Just remember of your affectionate proof-readers I'm always ready to read something!
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
modified 22-Feb-17 5:18am.
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I've managed to schedule some time to finish off "that other project", so you should be seeing it, soon.
Meanwhile, I can send you an admin guide for phenomenally complicated and cumbersome financial software, if you like*. Eight-hundred pages of sheer joy.
* I can't, really; they'd be a bit unhappy if I did.
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Is that the software that saps vitality from anyone who dares to touch it?
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Yes, this is the "Lilting Lilith" version, superseding the "Vigorous Vlad".
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