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Also a reply to @den2k88
I just tried multiple browsers and got identical giant begs in IE and Edge. In Chrome and Firefox I didn't get the same oversized keep using edge beg ad in the 2nd spot, instead I got a smaller edge ad as the top spot.
Binging for Chrome[^]
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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It may have something to do with the severely blocked network here were I work, I don't see anything!
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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In that case it may be connected to W10... But do not expect me to install it just to see...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Yeah, but ... the MS ads have a picture! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I don't get anything like that, even if I use Edge and Bing. Could it be that they would get slapped in the face for such an ad in Europe?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Dunno, my level of caring falls well short of screwing around with location spoofing VPNs...
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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LAD THERE IS ANY RUNG TO CLIMB?
At low tide there are 14 rungs above water on the ship's side ladder. The rungs are 15 cm apart from each-other.
Toward high tide the water rises 8 cm each 6 minutes.
After 2 hours and 25 five minutes, how many rungs will still be above water?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Insufficient data!
Which way is the tide going?
Slogans aren't solutions.
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Sorry... The same way the wind is blowing...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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PeejayAdams wrote: Which way is the tide going?
South.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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None, 5 minutes in, a torpedo took out the ship.
veni bibi saltavi
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A true optimistic... How Gin today?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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The question is how many
veni bibi saltavi
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What floats on water will sink in gin. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: At low tide there are 14 rungs above water on the ship's side ladder
As far as the ship's integrity is still ok, then all 14 rungs should remain dry
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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It seems Captain Nagy took over, so can not guarantee nothing
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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You know that dragging that old one out makes the baby Jesus cry, don't you?
[edit]
OK! OK! The baby Moses!
Sheesh, this religion stuff is just way too complicated!
[/edit]
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Sheesh, this religion stuff is just way too complicated!
Tell me!
But at least there is a proof that someone, sometime visited my profile page!!! Hurrah!!!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: But at least there is a proof that someone, sometime visited my profile page!!! Hurrah!!!
Um, the name's a bit of a giveaway, too.
And the fact that your working week is different.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Come on how many 'Peter's do you know who are Jewish?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Good point, especially given the confusion caused by Peter Goldsmith[^]
When we stole the name from the Hebraic world, we didn't dream that you'd keep using it.
Maybe we should exchange it with the Russians for Piotr and 30 bucks. The shame that it's been stolen twice is bound to have a bigger impact, when Yentl and Ahuva are choosing names for their sons.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The name Peter as hebrew name is very-very rare - it comes from the roots of PTR, which has several meanings, such as exemption, first born, passed away (this one I know in English too - 'petered out')... As name it seems to connected to the 'first-born' variant...
However there is a Peter that comes from the christian world, and based on the Latin petra, Greek βράχος and no connections to the Hebrew meanings...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: no connections to the Hebrew meanings
well, someone oughtta get sued!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Or it could be related to "phallus".
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