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Offhand, I can't think of anything scarier.
Maybe I will write a horror novel, after all.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Just remember of your affectionate proof-readers  I'm always ready to read something!
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
modified 22-Feb-17 5:18am.
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I've managed to schedule some time to finish off "that other project", so you should be seeing it, soon.
Meanwhile, I can send you an admin guide for phenomenally complicated and cumbersome financial software, if you like*. Eight-hundred pages of sheer joy.
* I can't, really; they'd be a bit unhappy if I did.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Is that the software that saps vitality from anyone who dares to touch it?
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Yes, this is the "Lilting Lilith" version, superseding the "Vigorous Vlad".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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L follows V? Interesting alphabet you have in the Netherlands...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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People who work with money have absolutely no sense of logic whatsoever -- when the eyes turn green, the brain turns to mush.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Let them sue my boss!!!
(It's an office computer and I own nothing)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I think you'll find they own you too.
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So I got pulled over by a cop today.
Cop: "Can you identify yourself, sir?"
Me: *Looks in mirror* "Yep, it's me."
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Did the cop call for backup?
Bryian Tan
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Hands officer a flash drive. "Here officer; I think I've got a copy of Macrium Reflect[^] on there somewhere."
Software Zen: delete this;
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Cop pulled me over and asked "Are you drinking?"
I replied "Are you buying?"
Cheers,
Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.
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I got pulled over around 8 years ago when I was in college. After the standard "ID please?" and running license and plates, she came back and asked "Do you know how fast you were going?" "Fast enough to find love" I retorted faster than my brain could tell my mouth to shut up. After a brief pause I just lost it and started laughing. She leaned down with a huge grin on her face and simply said "Slow down a bit. Have a nice day." To this day still probably the most simultaneously dumb and brilliant thing I've ever said. Glad she had a sense of humor
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This is not the soapbox, so I will not write anything about what happened when the cop said to the driver: "Then you will have to blow."
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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A blonde got pulled over - the blonde female police officer walked up to the car and asked for ID.
The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?'
Irritated, the blonde cop said, "Don't be a smartass!, it's got your picture on it!"
The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She held it up to her face and said, "Aha! This must be my driver's license", then handed it to the policewoman.
The cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, "You're free to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this."
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I posted before I saw your reply, but here it is in picture form: Click
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Reminds me of this one
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Cop: Got any ID
Me: 'bout what?
Rules for playing Javascript frameworks.
1. You can't win.
2. You can't break even.
3. You can't get out of the game.
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Hello all,
We have some big files that need to be sent from a remote computer to the company server each day.
The work computer has a 10 MB DSL connection and the server has an optical fiber (50MB) connection.
The remote worker is not tech savvy.
I can imagine three ways of handling that:
1. Files stored in the local computer and send them each day to the remote server (via a scheduled backup that will run automatically at a certain hour). The computer user can shut the computer down at the evening.
2. Files stored in the local computer synchronized automatically using a kind of "Google Drive" that the server has natively included.
3. Files in the remote server and access them remotely via WebDAV or similar.
Knowing that... what would you choose? And why?
Thank you very much! 
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A 10MB DSL connection is enough to RDP with. Unless they're doing multimedia work... problem solved.
Jeremy Falcon
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Thank you... it looks like a good suggestion.
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You're totally welcome.
Jeremy Falcon
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And think about security. The company's data remains at the company, it is never stored at the remote worker's home. For that alone, I prefer RDP for all remote workers by FAR.
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