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Thank You Sir Rage!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Kindly test and give feedback if works
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Did you try turning it off and on?
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Please help me out. I don't understand those two comments. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Which two? I see five!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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This is not going to turn into one of those 'how many fingers am I holding up' type interrogation?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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No, because that is going to focus on just 2 at some point and somebody will get all upset. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Twixt Widershins and Netherhoop. That would be 3.30 Tuesday week.
This space for rent
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Indeed, poor Fibonacci, is always mistyped by 'software developers'. 
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megaadam wrote: When can you send me?
The question is not when. It's where I would like to send someone with such a question.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Where can you send me?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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To Fun Cool, a very nice place, in fact italians - a notoriously warm people - send daily quite a lot of individuals there.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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+++++++++++
>+>>>>++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
>++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++<<<<<<[>[>>>>>>+>
+<<<<<<<-]>>>>>>>[<<<<<<<+>>>>>>>-]<[>++++++++++[-
<-[>>+>+<<<-]>>>[<<<+>>>-]+<[>[-]<[-]]>[<<[>>>+<<<
-]>>[-]]<<]>>>[>>+>+<<<-]>>>[<<<+>>>-]+<[>[-]<[-]]
>[<<+>>[-]]<<<<<<<]>>>>>[+++++++++++++++++++++++++
+++++++++++++++++++++++.[-]]++++++++++<[->-<]>++++
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++.[-]<<
<<<<<<<<<<[>>>+>+<<<<-]>>>>[<<<<+>>>>-]<-[>>.>.<<<
[-]]<<[>>+>+<<<-]>>>[<<<+>>>-]<<[<+>-]>[<+>-]<<<-]
It's even copypasta, so it's perfect answer to the question.
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Nice! What is it, Brainelephant?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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megaadam wrote: Brainelephant?
Indeed it is.
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If you ever used a slow Atom Tablet with 4GB of RAM, you probably noticed how slow Webbrowsers are with a couple of tabs open.
I love reading articles on CodeProject while working in Visual Studio - that's pretty impossible on a Tablet though. RAM runs out real quick. Not to mention that Edge/Chrome experience is mediocre at best.
So I asked CodeProject on Facebook if I could make an UWP App that takes out everything but Text, Code and Images in order to minimize resource consumption and offline reading (cause my tablet has no 3G).
RAM Usage is down by more than 50% in most cases, which I call a success! Just had to inject some custom JS to resize text, images and code properly.
They gave me green light and this is what I got so far:
Article Low Res mode
Article Full Version
Search Results
Already in the store, but hidden (can only be found using store page url) until completion.
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EveryNameIsTakenEvenThisOne wrote: If you ever used a slow Atom Tablet with 4GB of RAM, you probably noticed how slow Webbrowsers are with a couple of tabs open.
No, but we used to have PCs with a 66 MHz Pentium and 16 meg RAM, not to mention what we had before that.
It's a real shame how wasteful and inefficient some things are.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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That's the main problem of profusion : it gives the wrong impression that things are getting cheap, if not free, and are endlessly available.
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Well, congratulations ... by the way, when will you publish your article, and source code here ?
cheers, Bill
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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