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Personally, I think that discussions about ball bags belong in the soapbox.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Zero*
*because you didn't let the paint dry therefore it is sticky
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There is a 37.23568 % chance of the cube asking for more bacon?
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What's wrong with the other cubes?
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The other cubes are vegans. 
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I need a business case and full specifications, before I can commit to this project.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It depends on which of the 1-inch cubes you select.
8 will have 3 painted sides (1 in 2)
24 will have 2 painted sides (1 in 3)
24 will have 1 painted side (1 in 6)
8 will have no painted sides (0 chance of getting a painted side up)
Which cube is selected?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: You have a 4” cube, and spray the outside with red paint.You cut this big red cube into individual 1” cubes (the freshly exposed faces do not have any red paint on them).All of these little cubes are placed into an urn, are thoroughly mixed, and one selected at random.This chosen cube is then rolled like a die.What is the probability that it lands with a red face up?
I know that if had the inclination to do this, my probability of getting laid would be 0.
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100%. You didnt wait for the paint to dry. 
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16*6/16*4*6 = 1/4
number of painted faces (16 on each of 6 sides) / total number of faces (16 cubes per layer, 4 layers, and 6 sides per cube).
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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100%. My cube is made from red plastic, so the face color is immaterial.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Horrified tourists watch swimmers desperately try to save each other from raging Waikato River | Stuff.co.nz[^]
I feel that the title of that article misrepresents the reality of what lead to the tragedy.
A more appropriate title would be: "A group of narcissistic women continue to take selfies in a stream that is fed to by floodgates, in spite of floodgate opening times being posted, warning signs, and SIRENS BLARING; they were washed away to death by the raging waters from the scheduled opening of floodgates".
Selfie with a closeup of raging floodwaters approaching in the background. Who wouldn't want that awesome one?! Umm, no.
modified 9-Feb-17 3:10am.
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Is this going to become SRDOTD? (Selfie Related Death Of The Day)
Just wondering?
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With as many people that die from their own stupidity, you could easily have a new Darwin Award winner every hour (assuming there is a news post about it).
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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I'd subscribe to that RSS feed.
But then I suppose after the first 24 hours it'd get tiresome.
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I find that watching people do idiotic things never really gets old and half of the content on YouTube would agree. Recently, I've been watching a lot of accident footage from Russian dash-cams. After watching about 50 or so videos I can say this, I will never get behind the wheel in Russia unless I'm driving an MRAP[^].
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Dilbert[^] has it covered.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You bend over and stick you arm between another guys legs.
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...because I'm pretty sure it'll be back! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Reminds me of the Brainfuck variant Derp++ 
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This is why I don't trim my nose hairs.
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You've got a fashionable double stache in other words?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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