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With as many people that die from their own stupidity, you could easily have a new Darwin Award winner every hour (assuming there is a news post about it).
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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I'd subscribe to that RSS feed.
But then I suppose after the first 24 hours it'd get tiresome.
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I find that watching people do idiotic things never really gets old and half of the content on YouTube would agree. Recently, I've been watching a lot of accident footage from Russian dash-cams. After watching about 50 or so videos I can say this, I will never get behind the wheel in Russia unless I'm driving an MRAP[^].
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Dilbert[^] has it covered.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You bend over and stick you arm between another guys legs.
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...because I'm pretty sure it'll be back! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Reminds me of the Brainfuck variant Derp++ 
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This is why I don't trim my nose hairs.
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You've got a fashionable double stache in other words?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: You've got a fashionable double stache in other words?
 This is more disgusting than the poor cockroach!
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Because you want to make it like a Chinese finger trap, where they can get in, but not get out again?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Not sure I want to ever sleep again!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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I love the way someone's got the video file open in Windows Media Player, and then taken their phone out to film the screen. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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My first thought when I read the topic was debugging what I've done wrong when the wife is mad.
Will need better debugging tools for that.
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Learned a new phrase today. Protocol Buffers.
Protocol Buffers is a method of serializing structured data. It is useful in developing programs to communicate with each other over a wire or for storing data. The method involves an interface description language that describes the structure of some data and a program that generates source code from that description for generating or parsing a stream of bytes that represents the structured data.
Nice to have a shiny new buzzphrase for an old concept. 
Marc
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Sounds like the description of any IPC channel.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Ew... Now I'm having MIDL/COM/DCOM flashbacks.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Oh no. Technology has completely changed. We all now need to learn absolutely everything again.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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It's not just a phrase. Here's[^] the unofficial DotNet version
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Didn't know about that.
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I wonder why it's been around for fifteen years but no-one's bothered with it.
Oh, wait. I've figured it out.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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