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Because you want to make it like a Chinese finger trap, where they can get in, but not get out again?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Not sure I want to ever sleep again!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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I love the way someone's got the video file open in Windows Media Player, and then taken their phone out to film the screen. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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My first thought when I read the topic was debugging what I've done wrong when the wife is mad.
Will need better debugging tools for that.
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Learned a new phrase today. Protocol Buffers.
Protocol Buffers is a method of serializing structured data. It is useful in developing programs to communicate with each other over a wire or for storing data. The method involves an interface description language that describes the structure of some data and a program that generates source code from that description for generating or parsing a stream of bytes that represents the structured data.
Nice to have a shiny new buzzphrase for an old concept. 
Marc
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Sounds like the description of any IPC channel.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Ew... Now I'm having MIDL/COM/DCOM flashbacks.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Oh no. Technology has completely changed. We all now need to learn absolutely everything again.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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It's not just a phrase. Here's[^] the unofficial DotNet version
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Didn't know about that. 
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I wonder why it's been around for fifteen years but no-one's bothered with it.
Oh, wait. I've figured it out.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Yet the hype maybe useful, expecially while job mates think 'XML' is the right way for exchanging data with a microcontroller.
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THAT'S STUPID
I'm in a rush so...
What do you get when multiplying all the possible numbers you can create on a phone dial-pad?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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A painful finger.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Oops. I unintentionally gave the same answer.
Oh, but duplicable results probably means it's the correct one!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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Ha!
That's the right answer!
I should have spotted it immediately.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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RSI
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Software became one of the major defining problems of the system. There were no specs..we made it up. The software engineers were free to write almost anything they liked (at least at first). There were no specs, we made it up, and it's always amazing to me, why was I allowed to program something that hadn't even been specified that would be critical in assuring the success of the whole Apollo program? I couldn't believe it, but that's the way it was -- we made it up as we went along.
Munchies_Matt wrote: Incredible stuff, how far has the world moved on!
Really? 
Marc
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True, that bit hasnt changed, but the rope memory has! 
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Considering the added performance of the new supercharger, I'm gonna have a dash plaque made:
NO AIRBAGS INSTALLED - WE WILL DIE LIKE MEN (AT 1000 MPH, AND ON FIRE)
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Reminds me of a vanity plate I saw once on a Corvette: ESCAPE V
Software Zen: delete this;
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