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... makes everything better
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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I will buy them if they also taste like bacon.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Bacon - in your dreams: This Lot[^].
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Now you can lick your wounds. 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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He might need to stay away from other bacon lovers 
Bryian Tan
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Great. That'll give the emo kids a reason to want to cut themselves.
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Everyone needs a hobby.
Jeremy Falcon
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A girl asked me if I was in her Vegetarian Club – strange, I’d never met herbivore.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I didn't meat hear either.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Were you wearing a mask that day?
mask[^]
Bryian Tan
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Let me seed if I can plant this idea in your mind, and stem your evil ways: Just leaf the stalking to the professionals.
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Hasn't this cud been chewed already? I'll have to ruminate on this for a while...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Udderly amazing how you'll milking this for all it's worth.
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Quit vegan us on.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Cannibalistic jokes abounding.
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I dated a vegetarian once, what a missed steak.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Vegetarian Club
I don't know what that is, I know what a chicken and bacon club is though.
veni bibi saltavi
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A vegetarian club is a chicken and bacon club, minus the chicken and bacon.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Jussayin!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Is that a subtle way of saying "OI! GRIFF!"?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Suitable or not. It did the trick!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Nope: I was posting it while you posted yours.
I got distracted by the New Shiny Thing and forgot I was supposed to be doing a Fish Pie for supper tonight. And once you are half way into making a roux, you can't just stop and post puns!
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OriginalGriff wrote: Fish Pie
Joined the Vikings, huh?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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You'd think that vikings would prefer cow pie[^]
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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OriginalGriff wrote: Fish Pie
The type with parsley sauce and mashed spuds on top?
WANT!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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