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Guess who I feel like far too often.[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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1. the horse: employee
2. Quixote: manager
3. the artist: contractor
me, I'm a 3. 
Sin tack ear lol
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Lopatir wrote: 3. the artist: contractor
A so called con artist?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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^This is what's on my cup at work, it's a white mug with a yellow interior! It was a gift from my sister, the one with the sense of humor!
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The first movie I ever fell asleep during, at the cinema.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: The first movie I ever fell asleep during, at the cinema.
Not too shocking considering the "movies" were nothing but edited compositions of TV episodes. 
I was only 15 years old in 1978 when the TV show aired. I was a huge fan of Cassiopeia[^]. 
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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I try to avoid shows that have babes in them, because it makes you part of a "demographic" for morons to pander to, rather than put effort into making quality product.
(That's my official statement, anyway)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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If they still were alive, they would kill and eat us just for thinking about something like this.[^]
Edit: Live long and prospurr.[^]
Edit^2: Help me, Opi San Coyote![^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
modified 8-Feb-17 9:48am.
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If THIS was a bit cheaper, I would DEFINITELY get it for one of my cats! 
But it's just the same that it isn't, because I think he's too fat to fit in that one...
I generally don't care much for the dress-up-the-cat idea, but you gotta say that some of them look pretty darn cute 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
modified 8-Feb-17 9:32am.
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The price is really high, but they have sizes from small to XL.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: but they have sizes from small to XL.
Don't think so. I didn't see anything about sizes, and it says "Only 1 available" 
But still, I'm not going to pay 600 Euro for it unless I win the lottery first! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Now I see it. That's another seller. The other one I had first always had sizes and instructions how to take measure.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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If you put a dead cat in a box, would it still be dead?
Sin tack ear lol
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Yes, I have empirical proof for that. I put my last cat into a box before I went outside to dig a hole.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Oooh a race of cat people would be the purrfect Red Shirts. Reusable up to 8 times.
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And the poor captain who has hordes of redshirts who take no orders whatsoever.
Besides, long ago[^] we already had that.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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She's hotter than Cheetara
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Oh man, that's a nice display... 
Now to start loading it with stuff... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Now to start loading it with stuff...
This made me worry that your Mrs. would become jealousy if you loaded the WookieTab with stuff - but I realized you probably didn't mean it in so intimate a way.
But then, I wasn't sure. Not really.
If this were anyplace else, I'd not post this, but it isn't, is it?
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Is it a tablet? or a smurfphone? or a Pc Laptop Notebook convertable ?
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
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MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
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else
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MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
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It's probably not an inflatable doll (covering all bases, so to speak).
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No. It's that ammo belt[^] some of them load with stuff, carry around with them and never use.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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