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The Lounge is an English site... 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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'Old labourer disturbed grain vat but gained nothing' (9)
Quite an easy one I think - good luck!
Andy B
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NAVIGATOR (grain vat o; anag.) but why is a navigator an old labourer?
Cheers,
Peter
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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During the industrial revolution in the UK thousands of manual labourers from all over the country (although I believe it was most often Ireland) worked on the canals and railways. They were known as Navigators.
Andy B
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(for Chris C-B too )
 I knew about that - navvies - but the synapses didn't link up tonight. Thanks.
Cheers,
Peter
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Thanks for coming back 763 years just to let me know. 
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Well done! Your turn tomorrow.
Andy B
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If you intend to drink and drive, make sure you have a vehicle.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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You are a true master of the obvious, still...
megaadam wrote: If you intend to drink and drive, make sure you have a vehicle and something to drink.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Chris C-B wrote: US police threaten to punish drink drivers with Justin Bieber
Blimin special treatment again! Why can't they punish beeber by himself?
(I like the way the Asians pronounce his name: "peeper" - being quite reserved Asians know a deviant when they see one.)
Sin tack ear lol
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What is a "drink driver?"
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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Saw this on BBC news this morning: RoboThespian / Videos | Engineered Arts Ltd[^]
I'm not sure the name is really accurate - it can't act for toffee - but ...
It's still a better actor than Nicholas Cage.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Hey, he was pretty good in Lord of War 
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There was a robot in Lord of War?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Depends on how you view Nicholas Cage's acting 
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I try to avoid viewing it at all, if possible.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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His best role ever: "Be vewy, vewy quiet! I'm hunting wobots!"
Edit: I meant Nicholas Cage, of course.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: Edit: I meant Nicholas Cage, of course
Nicholas cage is a robot?
Ah, so that's why his head catches fire.
Sin tack ear lol
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Over the last few days when I start Skype it pops up a message saying "You MUST ugrgade. This version of Skype will not work after.. " or something to that effect.
So after waiting to the very last possible minute I finally updated.
Now, when you start Skype a SECOND process called SkypeBroweserHost.exe starts. You then get to see rotating ad banner in Skype.
MS ACTAULLY BUILT IE INTO SKYPE FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF PUSHING ADS.. Ya, like I'm gonna buy whatever stupid product you're hawking because I saw it on Skype.
I have been tossing around the idea of writing my own Skype replacement... Here goes.. F**K Skype!
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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Kevin Marois wrote: You then get to see rotating ad banner
This is the common user interface for ms products which was introduced with win10.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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These guys at M$ cant build a solitaire app which isnt annoying the user with some internet loading messages.
Their UI is a shame 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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KarstenK wrote: Their UI is a sham
FTFY
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