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Mike Mullikin wrote: My wife has a t-shirt that reads "Cancer - You picked the wrong bitch!"
Awesome
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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I know what you mean. For the last few months I have had a similar experience. The worst thing is that you can't do anything but wait.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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One of the worst diseases out there.
And unfortunately, one of the most common.
My grandma got diagnosed a few weeks ago as well, but luckily it looks like they will be able to cut it out and she'll be cured. Still sucks though.
My other grandma died from cancer.
Good luck and hang in there.
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![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Sorry, man.
Medicine is definitely better than it used to be few yaers ago. However it is far from being perfect.
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I think the phrase is "Feck cancer and all it's fecking 'pals'! Cancer can feck right off and when it gets there it needs to feck off some more. When it's finished fecking off it can feck itself as well!"
Fecking fecker fecking up our fecking lives!
If you recall, we went through this with Mrs Wife's father. All you can do is be there. You have to be your wife's rock and make sure everything that can be done for him, and the rest of the family, is done. Let your emotions go to the side and deal with them. And when it gets you down come here and have a real good SCREAM! We'll all listen and help where we can. Good luck and God bless.
veni bibi saltavi
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Very well put.
We arrived at the hospital the last day he could communicate with us, and we were there every day until the end knowing and seeing that he could still hear and understand us.
God bless.
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Oh no!!
Get me the big knife! I want to cut my own throat!
Momma: Please bury me in the valley under the peach tree. 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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I don't think that long pig counts... 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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It does if you cure it!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: cure it
Is that before or after slaughtering? 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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That's OK.
You can eat tofu, instead.
<runs for the hills>
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Just to redress the balance!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Mark_Wallace wrote: You can eat tofu, instead.
Indeed you can!
This[^] cooks into
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Hey, but we're OK!
Daneland still has plenty!
Your problem is obviously Trump's fault.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Maybe they just stopped importing fake bacon from China.
The Chinese are even producing fake rice now! Farmers get pennies for a pound of the real stuff and they can fake that for less! Where does that leave bacon on the scale of realness.
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the any key may be continuate
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 What did he do to deserved this credit?
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They are getting a better price in China.
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Maybe we can raise some piggies at the backyard to help out  
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I'm fairly sure that a world-wide shortage of bacon, even if for a week, would cause WW3, at the least.
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Civilised society is only three meals away from revolution (Rousseau)
Two, if there's no bacon.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The lost jewels of Marie Antoinette are buried under Oak Island, too!!!
Like WOW!!!
So there's the Ark of the Covenant, the original pages of all Shakespeare's work (in his own hand), the payroll of the entire British army, the Templars' gold, and the treasure from at least twenty-three pirates buried there!
The Lagina* brothers are going to be SO RICH!!!!
God, I love that show!
* They themselves pronounce it wrong, so pick any pronunciation you like
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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