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He may appear multi-layered, but there's a tiny version of him just waiting to come out.
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You've uncovered something that's very deep.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Meh, you can screw it back in if need be.
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...which is something you can't say to a pregnant woman.
Jeremy Falcon
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Clearly, you've seen ninja turtles...
Jeremy Falcon
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...in a soup bowl, yum!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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click click click click ....
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.. / .-- . -. - / - --- / - .... . / --.. --- --- / - --- -.. .- -.-- / .- -. -.. / .- ... -.- . -.. / .. ..-. / - .... . -.-- / .... .- -.. / .- -. -.-- / - .- .-.. -.- .. -. --. / .--. .- .-. .-. --- - ... .-.-.- / - .... . / --.. --- --- -.- . . .--. . .-. / ... .- .. -.. / - .... . -.-- / -.. .. -.. -. .----. - --..-- / -... ..- - / - .... . -.-- / .... .- -.. / .- / .-- --- --- -.. .--. . -.-. -.- . .-. / - .... .- - / -.- -. . .-- / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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mind it doesn't peck the Russian dolls looking for a worm in the middle
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the any key may be continuate
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Jeremy Falcon
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.- / .-- .... --- .-.. . / .-.. --- - / --- ..-. / .-- --- --- -.. ... ..--..
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Jeremy Falcon
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(((((((huh?)))))))
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+5 for the creativity.
Jeremy Falcon
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Same from me.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Not quite; they're full of others.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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yep
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Yup. I don't even want to go back to C#, I wanna go right back to well written, hand rolled functionality. And before you nay sayers come in, it was some good stuff we built 20 years ago.
I am currently working on an interface between MATLAB and R. The only tool set available that is supported on all our platforms is in Java, but that's not the problem. MATLAB and R both have their own JVM's and, depending which way you call from, such minor details as class loaders and library paths are different depending which platform you are working from.
EML. Really. 
veni bibi saltavi
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Great. That's cute. Let's leave them to themselves. Fine with me as long as they stay there and don't leave their mess for others to clean up.
And you want to stick Nagy in there? No Gin or other fire water inside the reservation!
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: as long as they stay there and don't leave their mess for others to clean up
Please tell me how amazing all of the C# code you come across is!
Maybe Marc can show you some fine C#[^].
Could it be that VB as a language has nothing to do with the bad code that's written in it? 
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No, it's not the language. It's the culture of the community, which generally prefers good old tinkering over such new fashioned stuff as architecture or object orientation. They just want to keep the 'proven' methods they have been using since their first C64. And yes, they also tend to produce similar stuff in other languages if they are forced to. They just as likely try to pass on this mentality to younger programmers and scream discrimination when somebody points out the reasons why their pearls of wisdom are not so popular anywhere else.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Very true. I'm busy with a VB.NET project right now, at the client's insistence, but I've done the whole architectire and rough proototypes (just to give him screenshots for feedback) in C#, because I'm very good at it, and fast. Then I'll take great pleasure in what will be a very simple and quick rewrite in VB.NET, at it's best. 
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: I wanna go right back to well written, hand rolled functionality
In which case you'd go back to Delphi 3, not VB4.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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