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Not very realistic.
Throw a six for "traffic on the M25"? More like "Land on edge (or float and hover, humming gently) for no traffic on M25" 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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CDP1802 wrote: I never thought them to be especially strong, intelligent or wise
Must be doing something right: Obligatory Dilbert[^]
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Please roll a saving throw +4 against marketing. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Can I use my "special" dice? 
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So my Azure credit was $40 and has been raised to $150 per month - and my usage is about $20.
Anyone have any good (legal and a learning experience) ways to use the remainder?
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For Science![^]
The BOINC platform has dozens of difference projects running on it, so you're free to pick something of interest to you to donate your free processing power towards.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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You could feed the homeless.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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To whom?
CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"Go ahead, make my day"
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Cthulhu of course!
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I use it for some of my databases ... as a sort of a backup ... and for performance testing less-than-ideal DB connection speeds
modified 19-Nov-18 21:01pm.
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Since you mentioned it had gone up, I went and checked mine and 1 of them has gone up slightly
I have got 1 x 40GBP and 1x 35GBP monthly credits, I use one of them for hosting all my DNS related stuff for my domains. that costs about $2 a month or something like that.
Should really put it to use as well.........
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When it comes to deployment you end up in a world of broken links, misnamed redist files etc.
I can improve the core speed of my C#/WPF app by 3x using some C++ calls to intrinsics (mostly popcnt) but when it comes to deployment it's an absolute nightmare.
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So don't deploy it, and when the tickets start coming in, reply: "Works on my machine".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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If only that was an option 
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Even worse: Whenever they suddently lose interest in something and head in another direction, Mickeysoft deliberately throws any obstacle in your way theat comes in handy. That usually happens after yet another failed OS and the obstacles are there to usher you in the new direction of the week too.
This BS has been going on ever since Vista and that's one of the main reasons why I only call them Mickeysoft anymore.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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not entirely agreeing...
yes they seem to want to bury it.... but it is relatively straightforward to use and deploy.
the only hassle I had was supporting both 32bit and 64bit. Hence when I used it (many yers ago) I went 32 bits executable only...
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I am only using x86 - all worked fine in VS 2010 - now in VS 2015 it doesn't deploy at all - all the links Microsoft provide in their error messages and documentation are broken. The vcredist file you can download is misnamed and doesn't deploy anyway and I am getting public key issues.
I have these issues a lot and have decided it is time to scrap C++ - it's far too much bother at the deployment stage - I hate deployment at the best of times.
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RT KS documentation is now minimal/wrong/missing.
WDM hardly gets a meniton in new technology, its all WDF. Soon the raw API docs will get pulled I expect.
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I didn't notice it until C# was released.*
* By MicroSloth
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Nearby star family mishandled moaner dad (9)
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Andromeda (anagram of moaner dad)
Slogans aren't solutions.
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That was quick
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Damnit, I read that, guessed Andromeda just from the first part and the awkward transition to the second part, but didn't respond in time  I'm usually pretty slow at these too. Well done Peejay 
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I got a bit lucky with the timing today, I just happened to look within a few minutes of it being posted - they're usually long solved by the time I see them.
Slogans aren't solutions.
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How does "nearby star" lead to "Andromeda"? It's not a star, and it's 2.5 million light years away! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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