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I tried entering google into my browser but it just gives me a search box. 
veni bibi saltavi
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What? And let the cat escape?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Too late, somebody already let the cat out of the bag.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Do not open the box! Extraneous unboxing can affect performance!
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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Read the instructions:
Richard wrote: "type 'google' into your broweser"
BTW: Where do I get one of those?
Sounds delicious.
Hope it's not in the box with the cat.
Sin tack ear lol
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Well, how much did you give him in the advance?
You know, people like that, just make me laugh, scratch my head, and laugh some more. 
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Obviously, he prefers bing.
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Just curious about where people go to get there news? And why you chose that source?
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I just make it up, and then feed it to Sky and Fox ... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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NOT from the following: FoxNoise, Breitbart, TheBlaze 
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ah, so then from buzzfeed?
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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possibly but not exclusively; it's more about "editorial governance"
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Bildzeitung[^], because I can pick it up at the bus stop in the morning, has nice big headlines and lots of pictures.
Seriously, i would use that excuse for a newspaper only to cover the bottom of a birdcage.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Local news from the local (Chicago) TV stations. Usually in small snippets in the morning or evening. I don't usually watch the whole broadcast.
National and International news from a news aggregator like Google. Many of their sources still lean strongly left ( ) but it's about the closest to balanced as I can find. I think it's important to see alternate perspectives.
However, as a rule I avoid the far left sources like Huffington Post, Salon, CNN... I can only tolerate so much BS. 
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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It doesn't matter, just use multiple sources of [hopefully] different allegiances. I use NewsNow.co.uk online because it brings together news from a lot of different sources and it covers non first world countries in detail.
veni bibi saltavi
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I like the No Agenda podcast, hosted by well-known PC Magazine columnist John C. Dvorak and Adam Curry (of MTV fame, and also claims to have invented the technology behind podcasting).
It's perhaps not my primary source of news, but what makes it unique is that they dig into the popular stories to show how all mainstream media twists everything to appease their advertisers and corporate sponsors.
It may come across as satire for some, but they discuss world events at enough length to keep abreast of what's going on.
ITM!
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Stopped looking at the news a long while ago,
in passing might see the occasional headline if a paper is on someones desk but that's about it.
Some notable headlines/stories I can remember:
- Euro will be a hugs success (possible threat to USD)
- Al Gore to be next president
- Economy is bad
- About once a year: Castro Dead (finally they got lucky and it was really true, I think)
- Clinton Stains a Dress, Bush didn't inhale.
- Economy is bad
more recently noticed:
- Brexit, UK will be a third world country by year end
- Economy is bad
- Trump to run for selection, given no chance, Trump selected - no chance to win
- Economy is bad (have they still not figured out it's not bad, this is the normal)
And other such like gems, why the hell bother reading news, it's boring, repetitive, and too often plain wrong.
Only things that matter: sports (fave team is sh*t at the moment so no good news there either), the amount of cash in my wallet when I go out, what day it is, and did I forget wifey's birthday?
Sin tack ear lol
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I read the TP rolls in the toilet stall...
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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I get most of my news from my Bing home page. And that's mostly because I get Microsoft Points for viewing it, which pays for my xbox live subscription 
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I stream various (nation-ish) news from throughout the world and compare the lies and omissions; agendas and innuendos; then, basically, I've found that if I make up what I want to hear it's usually as accurate as the rest.
There's also the SoapBox[^]
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Starts with a free newspaper distributed in the train called "Metro". Contains mostly ads, some comics (yay!), a horoscope (today is your lucky day!) and sometimes a good recipe.
The group of smokers and active social non-smokers (people who don't smoke, but join us in the rain "for some fresh air" anyway), because it is predigested news complete with commentary.
If you meant online, then I'd say page 502 of teletekst; because it is convenient. Zerohedge, because it is fun.
Some of the news arrives by email, like the newsletter from CodeProject. And MSDN magazine of course, although that is not strictly "news".
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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