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It's all too beautiful!
Slogans aren't solutions.
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His profile says Swiss - but the name implies Chinese to me?
In which case he's behind The Great Fire Wall of China, and can't access Google at all (he has to use Baidu instead IIRC).
Chinese internet does not show the same "history" as the rest of the world - particularly related to civil rights abuses, Tibet, Tiananmen Square, etc., and can result in you getting a night-time visit from interested government officials if you get too inquisitive. Allegedly.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Perhaps he meant Jawascript.[^] Jawas are from another planet, you know.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Could you give me the phone number for 911?
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Ah don't lean on me man, cause you can't afford the ticket
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Yes - it's "999".
Those pesky Yurpeans will tell you it's "112". But what do they know? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Don't forget that it is also 110 in land of the rising sun.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Foothill wrote: land of the rising sun
That place has been the ruin of many a poor boy.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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..I wonder if they accept long-distance calls 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Well that's easy to remember!
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I tried entering google into my browser but it just gives me a search box. 
veni bibi saltavi
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What? And let the cat escape?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Too late, somebody already let the cat out of the bag.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Do not open the box! Extraneous unboxing can affect performance!
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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Read the instructions:
Richard wrote: "type 'google' into your broweser"
BTW: Where do I get one of those?
Sounds delicious.
Hope it's not in the box with the cat.
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the any key may be continuate
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Well, how much did you give him in the advance?
You know, people like that, just make me laugh, scratch my head, and laugh some more. 
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Obviously, he prefers bing.
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Just curious about where people go to get there news? And why you chose that source?
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I just make it up, and then feed it to Sky and Fox ...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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NOT from the following: FoxNoise, Breitbart, TheBlaze 
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ah, so then from buzzfeed?
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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possibly but not exclusively; it's more about "editorial governance"
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