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Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I stayed up all night, wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
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Still sounds like you are in the dark to me.
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And I thought that Wales was part of the Empire over which the Sun (still) doesn't set...
(xkcd: Sunset on the British Empire)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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If your Mrs. was with you, did she also keep horizon on the sky?
And was she your Sol companion?
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
modified 19-Jan-17 11:28am.
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Nah - the Earth is flat (and hollow as well, which is a bit of a puzzler) and the sun goes round it once a day. That's why Australian bars[^] never caught on over here.
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So when the sun is on the other side does it burn the turtles feet?
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the any key may be continuate
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No, but ... "probably nowhere else in the multiverse is it sometimes necessary for an elephant to cock a leg to allow the sun to go past" --- The Late, Great TP : Wyrd Sisters.
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I want to know how I can be awake all bloody night and only fall asleep at alarm-1 minute?
veni bibi saltavi
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You seem to have a flare for these thoughts, perhaps that is why you rose to such prominence at CP.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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 I wouldn't call it a trunk though, wheres the Elephant (sorry for the language!!)
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It's hidden in the Elephant!
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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By chance, I found this: "A" is for "Array"[^]
Perhaps we should point new members to that? 
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I think it was about five minutes after I found out where to turn that unattended TRS-80 on in 1978 when I learned what PRINT is for and very shortly after that also IF and ELSE. (must have been something like IF X < 20 GOTO 30 ELSE END). Even if there had been Q&A, I'm very sure I would never have asked that kind of question.
I would suggest we make the book obligatory reading before someone is allowed to post questions. How do we verify that online?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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"Please enter word 6 of line 18 from page 42"
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Sasquatch
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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They never did really suss out that in a world full of photocopiers, the manual was not as difficult to copy as the disk, did they?
I hated Sierra ones though: when the word was on the wrong page, or misspelled, or ... 
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Some used silver or copper thermal printing paper for the codes. They gave the copier a hard nut to crack. I still have some with my Atari ST disks.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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A is for Aspirin
B is for Backache
C is for Code-rot
D is for Despair
E is for Eye-strain
F is for Elephanting .NET ...
Slogans aren't solutions.
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I is for Index was outside the bounds of the array
O is for Object reference not set to an instance of an object
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P is for Possible mistaken empty statement
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P is for P-complete
Q is for Quicksort
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Way too advanced for most undergraduates!
veni bibi saltavi
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state of perspctive, for it's "we" who "went" somewhere, not the sun. 