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....when people beg for money. Just had a woman knock my door asking for a donation to the local sperm bank so I gave her a mouthful.
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Did you cool here immediatly? Otherwise your donation will be lost due to the high temparature of it's boxing.
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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The same lady asked me for an innuendo so I gave her one.
Slogans aren't solutions.
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Did you miss the Soapbox on your way past?
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Just don't ask how they define 'kid sister'. Don't ask.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Goats involved?
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You had to ask, didn't you? 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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It's my OCD nature. Once someone suggests that I shouldn't ask something, I have to ask it.
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Then you definitely shouldn't ask me if I want a gift of £1000 from you.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Do you want a gift of 1000 from me? You're not going to get one but I had to ask. It's a life of crushing disappointment for you here
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Curses, foiled again!
Muttley, do something!
I'd have got away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Then I must invoke the "don't ask, don't tell" policy.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I was thinking the same thing, wondering when someone in the thread was going to mention it. 
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Fine worker first off measures electric dipole moment to return its performance report(8)
We, some machines, microphones, amplifiers give it sometimes.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
modified 18-Jan-17 6:57am.
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Any chance of a hint? I think dipole moment is measured in debyes, if that's any help to anyone, but I'm otherwise flummoxed.
Slogans aren't solutions.
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PeejayAdams wrote: debyes
And the symbol for that is?
I guess I will wait for another 20 minutes and then put up a hint.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Added hint.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Got it!
Feedback.
F = fine
Worker = BEE
Dipole measure = D(ebye)
Return = back
Tough one, that!
Slogans aren't solutions.
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...we have a winner! ![Jig | [Dance]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/jig.gif) ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif)
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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I got stuck on "worker" == "ant" ... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Ditto
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Me three.
Slogans aren't solutions.
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So I wandered around the shops this afternoon (another 40+ Celsius day today) keeping cool and looking for something to use for the lady in the post a couple of threads below. Eventually walked into a Cash Converters and found a Nexus Player new in the box. Seals had been cut but everything else untouched and 30% cheaper than new.
Off to install on Friday, found a Sony Blu-ray (AUD$148.00) player with Netflix support and Netflix button on the remote if I have to do this again.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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