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Cornelius Henning wrote: I recently got an email with a Word attachment
Red flag #1
Cornelius Henning wrote: that insisted I install Silverlight
And that's when you toss it in the spam folder.
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Well, again linux community is excluded from such an interesting software.
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When Houdini used trap doors in his act, was it just a stage he was going through?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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No. His whole act was hinging on them!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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No mater how much I lock, I can't escape the feeling this is no joke.
veni bibi saltavi
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And he went through them at breakneck speed, too!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Wasn't he the first escape character?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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My mom wouldn't get that one, but I gave you a thumbs up anyway.
Kitty at my foot and I waAAAant to touch it...
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I take it that your mom doesn't write code?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Yepp, and therefore she's not on codeproject.
Kitty at my foot and I waAAAant to touch it...
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Orders from a higher power: Mrs Houdini always had the keys and kept her man on a very short leashchain
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the any key may be continuate
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These Thoughts of the day are more and more a Blackstone on a white background.
CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"Go ahead, make my day"
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Is any part of what you said based on fact, or is all just an illusion?
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It's just a form of escapism for me.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I suppose that's the hole point.
Jeremy Falcon
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Reminds of a letter I wrote to a girl I didn't want to see any more. I had to pick up a Penn and Teller to disappear.
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I think the bigger joke is pretending like anyone IT is the one doing the dumping. 
Jeremy Falcon
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What you say is true ONLY for those who believe it about themselves . . .
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I would agree with that, except I've been in this industry for 20 years and know better than to believe that. 
And while it's not everyone (because I'm not like that), it's a rare thing.
Jeremy Falcon
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Hmmmmmm. Ahhh! A potential customer!
I was thinking of creating a line of gums, breath-sprays, and lotions which smell like, well . . .
. . . like . . . like . . . like you got lucky.
Originally, the target market was adolescents - but maybe an Ad here, or better still, StackOverflow, could boost profits.
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Oh oh, can we make sure the breath mints will transform your love life in 30 seconds or less? Can we? Can we? Huh? Huh?
Jeremy Falcon
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It wasn't the aroma of mint that they were going emit.
(Just making sure you understood that)
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