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Lye will make it smaller.
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the any key may be continuate
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You shouldn't make jokes about it.
It's not a funny bone.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That's tibiannounced. 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Not as humerus as one might image, but I've no bones to pick with you.
I'm done for now, so I'll be sinew later.
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Neophyte. Want to try explanation?
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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NEO = Greek for modern.
PHYTE = sounds like fight.
A beginner is a neophyte.
Nice.
Slogans aren't solutions.
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"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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It was charged last night and was fine this morning.
Now it won't turn on, won't boot to the recovery "Bot on it's back", and when I plug it into my PC, Win 10 complains it doesn't recognise it.
Now I'll have to get a new tablet! Any suggestions - Android preferred, no silly Apple devices! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Try the blue ones first: [^]
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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All of those appear to be the wrong shape...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Unfortunately, this one[^] is out of stock.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That's an impressive spec for the money! 
The Chinese have it shipping at the end of the month, for £20 less ... and one is on order!
Thanks for that - I never even thought of a Win10 / dual boot system. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I would buy it just for the name, and would be the only device with voice commands activated. Chuwi pronounces Chewie... "Chewie, activate the hyperdrive, NOW!".
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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The real beauty of them is that they have two Full-Sized USB ports (one of them USB3)!
And the battery is solid enough to use an external disc for more than a short time (forever, if you plug in the charger).
That makes a Hell of a difference.
I'd also suggest one of these[^], to complete the package.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I ordered one of these Chuwi Hi12 Keyboard[^] at the same time - it's designed to work with it.
I also ordered a cheap Amazon Fire tablet to tide me over 'til the big one arrives from China ... 
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I almost got one of those, but it's short of keys, and I don't find little bluetooth keyboards very comfortable to use.
The gamepad style suits me down to the ground -- no more sitting up at desks to use a tablet, for me!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I think I'll get one to - lots of bang for buck there
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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I'm using an (older) NEXUS 7 from Google.
Still works fine, and you always get the newest android version asap.
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Mine is / was a 2012 Nexus 7 ... 
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Do you have Android SDK? May be you can bring it back to life through ADB.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Windows won't let me - it claims the USB device malfunctions, so "ADB devices" doesn't even list it. 
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OriginalGriff wrote: Any suggestions - Android preferred, no silly Apple devices!
Is the current broken one an Android device? 
Remember - you get what you pay for.
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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A 5 years old device broke - wow, it sure sucks!
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Let's also not forget that it probably cost a small fraction of the price of a comparable iPad...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Let's also not forget it's now junk. 
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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