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Javascript, Javascript and javascript!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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In 20 years, the conversations of AI's will be a lot more interesting than that of people. 
Marc
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Probably about which soundproofed, full-head, diving-style masks have the best specs/are the most stylish for computer voice-control.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Will GitHub still be there ?
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20 years ago for embedded devs it was the shift from 8 bit controllers to 16 bit, DSPs and the exotic new 32 bit controllers. 20 years from now it'll be the shift from 32-bit ARM to 64-bit and virtual machines along with IPv6 for your IOT toaster....
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I don't believe developers will be talking about anything in the future. Instead, they will just be texting emojis to each other...
Steve Naidamast
Sr. Software Engineer
Black Falcon Software, Inc.
blackfalconsoftware@outlook.com
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I like this thread. Anyone who disagrees is stupid!
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I think you give us too much credit:
1) Testing (greatest thing ever or sucks)
2) Code Formatting
3) Other Programmers
4) This horrible code you inherited
5) How to find a better work environment
6) How much trouble you keep getting into for posting things on CP and other people are reading!
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Those stupid worthless humans, they don't even have jobs.
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A CP search didn't find anything so I must ask.
If it's supposed to be KSS, why doesn't Bob have any pants?
After all - sure, Donald Duck (and Trump, too?) have nothing to hide, but even Disney realizes that mammals need covering in the conservative ruled censorship of mass media.
So - when's Bob going to suit up and bring some dignity to "The Lounge" - or did I just answer my own question?
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: Who says he isn't?
W∴ Balboos did. 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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he is wearing a full body environmental suit.
I'd rather be phishing!
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W∴ Balboos wrote: why doesn't Bob have any pants?
You are assuming there should be something in that region that needs covering. Bob is an alien so who knows where or if that location even exists?
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I can't help but think of the movie Ted, which I can't go into detail about and keep it KSS.
Jeremy Falcon
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"That's my bad, I was sending a Tweet."
Much better than the gawd awful sequel...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Much better than the gawd awful sequel...
Jeremy Falcon
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Bob's just enjoying the breeze in his natural outfit. Go commando or take off your pants once in awhile - it's nice
Disclaimer: Don't do this in public unless you live in a nudist neighborhood. Not responsible for arrest, bug bites on dangly bits, laughing, cheering, pointing, or attracting mates.
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Jon McKee wrote: Not responsible for arrest, bug bites on dangly bits
Or worse[^]
Warning, probably not safe for most workplaces. But funny.
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Donald Duck has feathers, the bits are already covered. Even looking between feathers it's really hard to tell the gender of a bird, (usually it's other things that give it away, like colors, beak, laying eggs, or like Daisy a ribbon and lipstick.) Guess birds should wear pants over their heads.
Conservative censorship, you mean they really want to ban naked animals! Who's going to dress up the lions & tigers when they do documentaries? Will dressing up polar bears be wise as they are already getting too hot with all this global warming gong around? And snakes/seals: how to make the clothes stick, also young killer whales might choke on the seal's suit buttons.
Bob? Either an alien or a butt plug with electric wires? Just going to have to put him in a box (no eye holes either - they might be mistaken for glory holes.)
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the any key may be continuate
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Apparently, you are "damaged goods".
That, is, by the way, a compliment.
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Lopatir wrote: Bob? Either an alien or a butt plug
I can't un-see this now 
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Surely Bob has an orgasmatron.
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Why does Goofy wear clothes but not Pluto?
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