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Hmmm, don't know. Would one still be able to drink?
Slogans aren't solutions.
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Well of course, I wouldn't have mentioned it if it had that caveat.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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In which case, it sounds like a grand idea providing that we don't have to start flashing up annoying messages when we get down to 15% charge.
Slogans aren't solutions.
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Depends. How long does a full charge take? And what can I do while it is charging? Are the batteries replaceable?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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6-8 hours. It's best to sleep through it all, no sockets required it's wireless charging which also has the handy side effect of acting as an electric blanket. Slight 50Hz hum can be heard, or 60Hz if on a Mickey Mouse 110v system.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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Rob Philpott wrote: Slight 50Hz hum can be heard, or 60Hz if on a Mickey Mouse 110v system.
I was going to ask you how, with loss of food appetite, if any other appetites are lost - such as the desire to breed.
I guess that hum you mentioned answers that question
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How about eating non food items? Here kitty kitty...
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the any key may be continuate
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That's perfectly safe for work.
At least three of the managers here eat kittens regularly.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Certain people related to me (who shall remain unnamed) would be dead in a week if they had this because they never remember to charge anything ever.
It depends on reliability, safety, battery lifetime and so on, I guess. If it's only $700 (including installation?), it would probably be crap.
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Are you talking about me? Huh? I always forget to recharge my lapt
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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So I wouldn't be able to eat BACON????
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No way!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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This sounds like a particularly imaginative curse.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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Does it display pop-up ads in your sleep?
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Am I likely to overheat and catch fire?
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What wold life be without bacon?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Rob Philpott wrote: to recharge overnight by plugging yourself into the mains
Okay, so one end goes to the wall socket.. where do I plug the other end? And will I explode if I get too hot? 
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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It's wireless, so there is no other end.
Brent Jenkins wrote: And will I explode if I get too hot?
Most unlikely. You may catch fire however but that's consistent with getting 'too' hot regardless of any upgrade. According to the datasheet, the engineers have "gone to great efforts to minimise any detrimental effects arising from overheating including the use of two autonomous safety systems to cut off the charge if excess heat/combustion is detected."
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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Rob Philpott wrote: According to the datasheet, the engineers have "gone to great efforts to minimise any detrimental effects arising from overheating including the use of two autonomous safety systems to cut off the charge if excess heat/combustion is detected."
I'm sure I've heard that one before! 
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
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Yes. I struggle with my body weight a lot...
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Rob Philpott wrote: Yours for say... 699 of those American dollars. You want one?
If it were available at that price, my health-insurer would have proposed it already.
I assume the device can be turned of for Christmas-dinners and the like?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Rob Philpott wrote: You want one?
As long as its OS isn't W10, sure. 
Marc
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Windows XP, Kiosk Mode
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
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Rob Philpott wrote: Bowel movements would remain necessary but only one every 3-4 months
So... you'd be a politician? Every 3 or 4 months you'd have the opportunity to reply, truthfully, that you're full of it?
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No way. I find it hard enough keeping my phone charged up. I'm forever losing the charger.
(Besides, I like food too much, and as for the consequences of food, I'd also be losing out on prime reading time)
cheers
Chris Maunder
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