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Deepak Vasudevan wrote: We use Outlook.com
Now, that's deadly and catastrophic!!!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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So now to make your argument you've moved from "deadly catastrophic error" to "significant error".
Don't think I haven't noticed.
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Microsoft 
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Must... Send... E-mail...
Facebook and twitter must be down.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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So maybe you should complain to Microsoft.
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I have raised this issue in Microsoft Answers but not sure if we can escalate this. It should be considered as a showstopper issue. The primary objective of the page is getting defeated.
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He givveth with one hand: Now any Windows 10 user can complain to Microsoft using the Feedback Hub | PCWorld 
..and taketh away with the other: "The company has released its Feedback Hub to all Windows 10 users [from the Windows Store]" 
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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I haven't seen it happen.
Slogans aren't solutions.
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Nor have I.
But then, I wouldn't touch Outlook.com with a ten foot cattle prod.
I use Live Mail instead.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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So, say there was a biological upgrade available to you now which once fitted would allow you to recharge overnight by plugging yourself into the mains, not unlike all the other devices filling (plugging, if you will...) your sockets at the moment.
Once fitted, you would never again eat anything or have the appetite to do so, your body fat would be controlled perfectly. You blood sugar would be perfectly regulated (no 'food moods') and the risk of diabetes practically mitigated. Never would you have to go through the indignity of having to use a public lavatory. (Bowel movements would remain necessary but only one every 3-4 months). All beverages can be consumed as usual.
Recharge every night, one week battery life in the extreme.
Yours for say... 699 of those American dollars. You want one?
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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Hmmm, don't know. Would one still be able to drink?
Slogans aren't solutions.
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Well of course, I wouldn't have mentioned it if it had that caveat.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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In which case, it sounds like a grand idea providing that we don't have to start flashing up annoying messages when we get down to 15% charge.
Slogans aren't solutions.
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Depends. How long does a full charge take? And what can I do while it is charging? Are the batteries replaceable?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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6-8 hours. It's best to sleep through it all, no sockets required it's wireless charging which also has the handy side effect of acting as an electric blanket. Slight 50Hz hum can be heard, or 60Hz if on a Mickey Mouse 110v system.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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Rob Philpott wrote: Slight 50Hz hum can be heard, or 60Hz if on a Mickey Mouse 110v system.
I was going to ask you how, with loss of food appetite, if any other appetites are lost - such as the desire to breed.
I guess that hum you mentioned answers that question
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How about eating non food items? Here kitty kitty...
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the any key may be continuate
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That's perfectly safe for work.
At least three of the managers here eat kittens regularly.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Certain people related to me (who shall remain unnamed) would be dead in a week if they had this because they never remember to charge anything ever.
It depends on reliability, safety, battery lifetime and so on, I guess. If it's only $700 (including installation?), it would probably be crap.
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Are you talking about me? Huh? I always forget to recharge my lapt
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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So I wouldn't be able to eat BACON????
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No way!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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This sounds like a particularly imaginative curse.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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Does it display pop-up ads in your sleep?
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Am I likely to overheat and catch fire?
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