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So, say there was a biological upgrade available to you now which once fitted would allow you to recharge overnight by plugging yourself into the mains, not unlike all the other devices filling (plugging, if you will...) your sockets at the moment.

Once fitted, you would never again eat anything or have the appetite to do so, your body fat would be controlled perfectly. You blood sugar would be perfectly regulated (no 'food moods') and the risk of diabetes practically mitigated. Never would you have to go through the indignity of having to use a public lavatory. (Bowel movements would remain necessary but only one every 3-4 months). All beverages can be consumed as usual.

Recharge every night, one week battery life in the extreme.

Yours for say... 699 of those American dollars. You want one?
Regards,
Rob Philpott.

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