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Ah come on, in the days of VB5 there was not a lot of alternatives. No no no not turbo pascal!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Turbo Pascal (for CP/M no less) got me into PC programming, and earned me the "Outlaw Programmer" moniker I use today. It also got me my first PC programming job.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Ask them what the package is, then ask what the job is for! 
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DaveAuld wrote: Ask them what the package is, then ask what the job is for!
and don't forget to report here another time... if you not, maybe other one is interested
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Search for Adaptable Tools if you are interested...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I am not, but maybe someone else...
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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What is their email? I can probably do the job at a lower price! Ha ha! ha! ha! ha!
Getting my coat! 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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You should be properly chuffed.
PS: I hope the job offer isn't from the prince of Nigeria. 
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: I do not know what to do yet...
Make absolutely certain it's not a scam would be the first thing that comes to my mind.
Google the company, check that it's legit (I have no idea how to do that, in your neck of the woods, but there must be a business registry of some kind), and then contact them using the contact details from their official registration (or web-site), not by clicking Reply in the e-mail.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I was just walking outside and some guy hit me in the head with a can of soda!
I got lucky, it was a soft drink 
Get my coat? I didn't even take it off.
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Remember to recycle
.... throw it back at him (and if you're in the right sort of place ask him for the deposit back too.)
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the any key may be continuate
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Recycle it[^]!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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If you ever walk in UC* and someone pours some 7up over your head, then that would be me trying to see if the joke fits you 
*) Utrecht Centraal, not the Undercity
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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That gives a third meaning to hard liqour.
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So, you had it? Good thing you're not a fizzy eater.
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Orson farm[^]
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Ok, "really interesting" isn't a good conversation starter though, more of a link dump
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It is there to bait you into clicking on it. There are only two outcomes either you don't click and it will keep on bugging you as you don't know what you missed or you click on it and that was the whole intent in first place. 
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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Think about what the guy in the video says, then think about how Harold pwned you what Harold said.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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virang_21 wrote: It is there to bait you into clicking on it.
Click[^]
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I feel the same way about it when people dump a link and a 1 liner to go with it, which is typically something like "this is awesome", or "very interesting", etc.
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As far as smartphones go, this affects all generations who are on social media. I have a flip phone. It doesn't even get you guys on it.
My wife has had this phone and that pad and this phone and that watch.
I get to watch it from the outside.
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- My phone has two sim cards.
- My back-up, just-in-case phone has two sim cards.
- My tablet has a sim card.
- My Dick-Tracy watch has a sim card.
... And phone-type-stuff is the least of it.
I'm going for the "Nutter Carrying the Most Unnecessary Technology" record.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The irony is that I am compelled to tweet this now..
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