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Bah! Too much lead up! 
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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Too freakin funny or would that be Barry funny? 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Quit Robin his line. 
/ravi
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keeping the missus happy, how deep is your love?
(They got a song called "Cucumber Castle" - extra points for anyone that can get that into natural conversation.)
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the any key may be continuate
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please, please slap yourself! that was so bad it was good.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Ow! That hurt!
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You do know you are slowly nuking the fridge?[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Herself came home last night, with a new toy - an old wooden board,
Good luck getting that up inside her...well if I dont lower the tone, who will?
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...the same crap. Anything they like is good; everything else is stupid. Today it's Apple vs PC and Java vs VB vs C#. In the future, it'll be qubits vs ESP.
Jeremy Falcon
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In the future: Pfft, who uses ESP? Qubits are far superior. Get with the times. Also have you seen the new JS library that just came out? Totally re-writing my code-base to use it 
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Jeremy Falcon
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Qubits are soooo 2036!
All the cool froods are using octanibbles.
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Nice try Griff! Trying to trick me with that old 201X technology. I remember from my Ancient Computing History class that a nibble is 4 bits, so an octanibble is just a 32-bit value!
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But it has a trendy new name!
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I thought it was a nybble with a y...
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You've been drinking too much of the moloko!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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I find octanibbles hard to swallow.
Cheers,
Mike Fidler
"I intend to live forever - so far, so good." Steven Wright
"I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met." Also Steven Wright
"I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter." Steven Wright yet again.
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Maybe you need to take a smaller byte?
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I... I have no words!
Cheers,
Mike Fidler
"I intend to live forever - so far, so good." Steven Wright
"I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met." Also Steven Wright
"I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter." Steven Wright yet again.
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Do you need a couple of pointers?
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I'd really need to see your references first.
Cheers,
Mike Fidler
"I intend to live forever - so far, so good." Steven Wright
"I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met." Also Steven Wright
"I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter." Steven Wright yet again.
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Sorry - I'm a little short at the moment.
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I'm working at the moment but I'll Google you in a bit.
Cheers,
Mike Fidler
"I intend to live forever - so far, so good." Steven Wright
"I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met." Also Steven Wright
"I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter." Steven Wright yet again.
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Don't take too long!
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I TRY to CATCH up to your brilliance that is without EXCEPTION but, alas, I'm FINALLY unable to keep up with the floating point of it all!
Cheers,
Mike Fidler
"I intend to live forever - so far, so good." Steven Wright
"I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met." Also Steven Wright
"I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter." Steven Wright yet again.
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