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OriginalGriff wrote: Sheepishly Oops, Freudian (or maybe ovine) slip there.
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Bah! Too much lead up!
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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Too freakin funny or would that be Barry funny?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Quit Robin his line.
/ravi
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keeping the missus happy, how deep is your love?
(They got a song called "Cucumber Castle" - extra points for anyone that can get that into natural conversation.)
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the any key may be continuate
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please, please slap yourself! that was so bad it was good.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Ow! That hurt!
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You do know you are slowly nuking the fridge?[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Herself came home last night, with a new toy - an old wooden board,
Good luck getting that up inside her...well if I dont lower the tone, who will?
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...the same crap. Anything they like is good; everything else is stupid. Today it's Apple vs PC and Java vs VB vs C#. In the future, it'll be qubits vs ESP.
Jeremy Falcon
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In the future: Pfft, who uses ESP? Qubits are far superior. Get with the times. Also have you seen the new JS library that just came out? Totally re-writing my code-base to use it
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Jeremy Falcon
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Qubits are soooo 2036!
All the cool froods are using octanibbles.
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Nice try Griff! Trying to trick me with that old 201X technology. I remember from my Ancient Computing History class that a nibble is 4 bits, so an octanibble is just a 32-bit value!
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But it has a trendy new name!
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I thought it was a nybble with a y...
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You've been drinking too much of the moloko!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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I find octanibbles hard to swallow.
Cheers,
Mike Fidler
"I intend to live forever - so far, so good." Steven Wright
"I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met." Also Steven Wright
"I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter." Steven Wright yet again.
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Maybe you need to take a smaller byte?
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I... I have no words!
Cheers,
Mike Fidler
"I intend to live forever - so far, so good." Steven Wright
"I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met." Also Steven Wright
"I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter." Steven Wright yet again.
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Do you need a couple of pointers?
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I'd really need to see your references first.
Cheers,
Mike Fidler
"I intend to live forever - so far, so good." Steven Wright
"I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met." Also Steven Wright
"I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter." Steven Wright yet again.
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Sorry - I'm a little short at the moment.
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I'm working at the moment but I'll Google you in a bit.
Cheers,
Mike Fidler
"I intend to live forever - so far, so good." Steven Wright
"I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met." Also Steven Wright
"I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter." Steven Wright yet again.
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Don't take too long!
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