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I'm working at the moment but I'll Google you in a bit.
Cheers,
Mike Fidler
"I intend to live forever - so far, so good." Steven Wright
"I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met." Also Steven Wright
"I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter." Steven Wright yet again.
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Don't take too long!
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I TRY to CATCH up to your brilliance that is without EXCEPTION but, alas, I'm FINALLY unable to keep up with the floating point of it all! 
Cheers,
Mike Fidler
"I intend to live forever - so far, so good." Steven Wright
"I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met." Also Steven Wright
"I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter." Steven Wright yet again.
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It just takes me double the time it takes you!
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Perhaps they'll be texting - and due to an additional 20 years of dumbing down the populace, they'll only have one letter so as not to get confused.
Perhaps the only argument left will be what letter. Based on current texting practices, we can only hope it's the space-bar.
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Of course - it had to be upper case.
I'd have thought "K" though - it can be used in so many ways:
K? Greetings! How are you?
K! Let's do it!
K Whateva.
K... Suspicious agreement.
etc.
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Oddly enough, this almost reminds of using binary, just upper and lower case Ks instead. So in that light...
KkKKkKKK KkkKkkkk KkkkKkkk KkkKKkKK KkkkkKKk KKkKKKKK KkkKkKKK KkkKkkkk KkkkKkkk KkkKKkKK KkkkkKKk KKkKKKKk
Let's overlook the similarities between that and the infamous hate group, in the name of science, shall we.
Jeremy Falcon
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: Let's overlook the similarities between that and the infamous hate group, in the name of science, shall we.
K.
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Ook? Ook ook OOK ook; ook ook. Ook, ook ook ook ook. Ook ook ook. Ook?
veni bibi saltavi
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Ok 
Jeremy Falcon
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w www wwWww WwWwwww wwWWWWww w W wwW WwwW.
(Amusingly relevant subreddit - cats standing up where you're only allowed to use the word "cat")
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That letter will be å.
Only Scandinavians will be able to write code on their default keyboard.
Programmers will know how to get it from the character map.
All others will have no idea how to write anything
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Åå alt-0197 alt-0229 respectfully, from my english keyboard. Or is it from Stargate SG1?
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Would that be during President Honey Boo-Boo's first or second term?
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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Third? 
Jeremy Falcon
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and whether they should work for cheap/poorly managed companies that make them write, perform and/or report their own test cases - but I'm sure all devs are honest people so that's OK.
Sin tack ear lol
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: ...the same crap. Anything they like is good; everything else is stupid.
Oak goad for clubs. Ugh. Smash deer well.
Jeremy Falcon wrote: Today it's Apple vs PC
There was never any competition there; the PC is the most used mainstream computer.
Jeremy Falcon wrote: and Java vs VB vs C#
Nor there; Java was pushed by universities, as it was an open-source alternative they could hold practical lectures on, as opposed to the closed Microsoft platform. Java runs coffee-machines and more, but it did not take of on the desktop. C# IS the next incarnation of VB, and since the future rhymes, when C# will be villified in the future, we'll "invent" a new language (one that replaces keywords in the syntax, nothing else) and all problems will be solved anew.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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No, no, no. We will still be talking about :
The Latest JavaScript Library!!!!!
Some (many) of you are screaming and pounding your desk with a fist now, but you know it's true. 
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By then it will have been replaced with RedBullScript.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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Then comes McDonald#, Objective-Coke, Pepsi++, and Visual Bank of America 
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The already have Visual Pringles. It compiles down to STOOLBOL.
Thank goodness for Friday afternoons, I'm clearly done.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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All available from Microsoft, a Family company.
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Good point.
Jeremy Falcon
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