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that story has a ring to it
Sin tack ear lol
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Vow, that has a family-your ring to it!
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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There's also a food that's proven to reduce a woman's sexual appetite. It's called "Wedding Cake"!
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and if that doesn't work well enough it's plan B: children.
Sin tack ear lol
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Perhaps not if they're of a "civil union"...
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Ambrose Bierce wrote: Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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This is causing an engaging conversation.
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And some flower power
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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digimanus wrote: flower power
That used to be flour power.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Nice It's crazy to think in 4 billion years our Milky Way galaxy and Andromeda will collide and create a new galaxy.
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I'll let your descendants know how it turns out...
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Probably not too bad. Galaxies are so much empty space the chance of collisions is extremely small. That being said I have no faith that the human race will survive another 100 years given modern events let alone 4 billion.
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The human race will probably survive longer than 100 years. I'm not so optimistic about Western Civilisation or the Scientific Method.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Does anyone have any experience with systems or companies that can send mass voice or text messages? We're looking to contact selected employees with info relating to work. Ideally, I think we would set up the contacts and whether or not they want voice or text messages. The interface needs to be user friendly with a small learning curve if possible.
modified 4-Jan-17 10:09am.
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Yes, usually on the receiving end. So you think that spamming is the way to go when you want to make your emplyees happy? Perhaps you can make some extra money by setting up a booth where they sell torches and pitchforks.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Union shop. We're contractually obligated to contact people about overtime availability and other things related to scheduling. Me personally, the experiences I've had with these has been positive. i.e. I like receiving a text when I schedule a haircut confirming the time of the appointment. Do you know of any specific companies?
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No, the ones I get usually are of dubious origin and just as dubious intentions.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I guess I'm lucky I don't get a lot of those
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I used to get none at all, but some (redacted) I bought something from on Ebay must have leaked my mail address and now some Russians worry about my activities in bed and want to come to my aid, as well as some cheap criminals who claim to be lawyers who represent someone who I supposedly owe money (and never heard of before) and threaten to take legal actions. Both apparently still hope that I will eventually be dumb enough to open their attachments if they just try often enough.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: some Russians worry about my activities in bed From what I've heard, it's not just the Russians.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I'm not from Wales.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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What's really worrying is that some people are!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: CDP1802 wrote: some Russians worry about my activities in bed From what I've heard, it's not just the Russians.
Got me curious now too.
Not over the TMI threshold though...
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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