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Thank you for finally explaining that!
Jeremy Falcon
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When I was somewhat younger, one of the richest men in Pompey was a scrap dealer who couldn't read or write, and honestly never saw a need for it.
I remember well him telling me that, with all my highfalutin education, I should read that story...
... Because he couldn't! We pissed ourselves laughing.
An eye-opener, though, on what is and can be important in life.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Stephen Gonzalez wrote: He went from door to door and sold the tomatoes in less than two hours. He doubled his money.He repeated the operation three times, and returned home with $60.
Not to be pedantic, but if he doubled $10 thrice then he would have $80.
Jeremy Falcon
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To be even more pedantic, it didn't say that exactly, it only said he returned home with $60. He could've spent the difference.
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Jeremy Falcon
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Very nice! 
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It's all good until you learn that office boy is an euphemism for senior software designer.
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Do male deer have buck teeth?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Those that don't are Fawned upon by the Does.
Alas, in the case of deer, they're in a rut because there are no horny Does.*
Later we may have a heated discussion on this.
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There are exceptions, such as John Deeres which have mechanical teeth despite requiring many bucks to obtain.
Sin tack ear lol
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MeThinks OriginalGriff hides when he posts these puns, lest he be hunted; no worries, though, OG, for fear of being shot, for, deer are way more tasty, so I've heard.
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And do reindeer wear retainers*?
* A classic case of the US word being more appropriate than the rest-of-the-world one ("braces")
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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No, they doen't, unless they have rut canal work.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Oh, deer, deer. Are you off your meds again.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Cheapest meat? Deer balls, they are under a buck!
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Hi All,
Still trying to loose the InThePub suffix, had an interview on the 23rd Dec, the guy kinda liked me (?) and am now told by the agent they want to see me again (!). Just nothing from the agent yet, they want to see me tomorrow or Thursday. I said tomorrow at 10 am fine, as of yet I have not heard back from the agent is it too early to prod the agent.
Glenn
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glennPattonInThePubAGAIN wrote: Still trying to loose the InThePub suffix
Gotta do that - it's breaking the CP layout! 
glennPattonInThePubAGAIN wrote: is it too early to prod the agent.
When did you say 10 am? I would want to get an answer today if I were you. You've gotta plan for tomorrow after all. Don't wait until 5 minutes before close of business. Jussaying... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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 Launching Email now!
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Good luck!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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And now the interview if off! 
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Sorry. Will never give advice again! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
modified 4-Jan-17 2:34am.
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Nah!, just agents not getting there sh*t together...
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Darn! never been in a position to be that passive...
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