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It'll probably join the 27 club...
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When ladies marry, do they get a new name and a dress?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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All that and often enough their personal servant as well.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I swear some think that's the whole point.
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No matter how long I still will have to sit on this planet, when they come to pick me up I still will not know why anybody would voluntarily do this without having a gun poked into the back.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: when they come to pick me up...
It will likely be because you didn't have a spouse/cohabitant to hear your cries of distress in the shower...
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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I will take my chances. Maybe I may regret that one day, but I would regret the alternatives much sooner.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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that story has a ring to it
Sin tack ear lol
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Vow, that has a family-your ring to it!
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There's also a food that's proven to reduce a woman's sexual appetite. It's called "Wedding Cake"!
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and if that doesn't work well enough it's plan B: children.
Sin tack ear lol
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Perhaps not if they're of a "civil union"...
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Ambrose Bierce wrote: Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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This is causing an engaging conversation.
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And some flower power
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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digimanus wrote: flower power
That used to be flour power.  
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Nice  It's crazy to think in 4 billion years our Milky Way galaxy and Andromeda will collide and create a new galaxy.
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I'll let your descendants know how it turns out...
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Probably not too bad. Galaxies are so much empty space the chance of collisions is extremely small. That being said I have no faith that the human race will survive another 100 years given modern events let alone 4 billion.
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The human race will probably survive longer than 100 years. I'm not so optimistic about Western Civilisation or the Scientific Method.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Does anyone have any experience with systems or companies that can send mass voice or text messages? We're looking to contact selected employees with info relating to work. Ideally, I think we would set up the contacts and whether or not they want voice or text messages. The interface needs to be user friendly with a small learning curve if possible.
modified 4-Jan-17 10:09am.
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Yes, usually on the receiving end. So you think that spamming is the way to go when you want to make your emplyees happy? Perhaps you can make some extra money by setting up a booth where they sell torches and pitchforks.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Union shop. We're contractually obligated to contact people about overtime availability and other things related to scheduling. Me personally, the experiences I've had with these has been positive. i.e. I like receiving a text when I schedule a haircut confirming the time of the appointment. Do you know of any specific companies?
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