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Pom Pey3 wrote: I'm concentrating my efforts this year on marrying Griff.
You better get yourself one of these[^] then.
If I was you I'd stick with turning lesbians around.
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So ... you're having a sex change, and hiring a hitman to "off" Herself?
Wish you'd told me, I'd have upped her life insurance...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: So ... you're having a sex change
At expertsexchange.com?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I'm glad that I'm not the only one that saw that.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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you will never see it the way it was intended again. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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You are correct, sir.
Jeremy Falcon
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No sex change required, it might still be 1984 in Wales but in the rest of the civilised world, Men can marry men.
So what you up to tonight Handsome?
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Hiding so you can't find me? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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He's more likely to marry a member of the flock, that is legal in Wales. Probably not the rest of the world though.
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At first I thought this[^]
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Not seen it - but it sounds good.
Happy New Year to you BTW.
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Pom Pey3 wrote: Happy New Year to you BTW.
Thank you. Same to you! You get more lives than Leslie 
Pom Pey3 wrote: Not seen it - but it sounds good.
Very good one. If you haven't read story/plot, then movie would be great. You shouldn't read story/plot/reviews of some movies before watching. And this is one of them. One more movie 'Tucker & Dale vs. Evil' falls under same category. Pure horror-comedy. Don't read anything about movie before watch, that's why I didn't give link(spoiler).
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So has Griff "turned" you, or was it the sheep?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The moneys turned me. I'll be turning Griff, pulling down his tr.....damn we're in the Lounge.
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Pom Pey3 wrote: pulling down his tr...
Track record?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Pom Pey3 wrote: Chris told me in strictest confidence that to celebrate CodeProjects 15th Birthday...
So you have a time machine to get back to 15-11-2014 then.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I make it my business to give every site for which I have to create an account to give them different information. It's privacy by hiding my tree in a forest. Only financial institutions get the real thing because - well - it's the law.
Anyway, for a date of birth I often have used 1-2-3-4 (easy to remember) as Jan 2 1934. But I've a better idea - and one you can all join in on:
1-1-2-3-5-8 - the easy-to-remember beginnings of the Fibonacci series. For us Yanks, it's easy as we have that (awesome) date order: Nov 23 1958. You others (Europe, Asia, &etc.) can still use the values - still easy to remember.
WHY? As I see it, wouldn't it be just great if a huge bubble of people appear to have been born on the same date throughout the world. Think of the impact on all of the marketing! As the amazing BD accumulates, so does the poop-value of their data.
Come on! Spread the Word! Join the Fun!
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W∴ Balboos wrote: ou others (Europe, Asia, &etc.) can still use the values - still easy to remember.
In order to help, I'll be the first to name the 23rd month as "Jenkinsuary"™. Trouble is, there are only 10 days in Jenkinsuary so it still doesn't work! 
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Bring it before the EU Governing Bodies; they'll create a committee, and, with a bit of luck they'll come up with some solution to your difficulties.
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a) Stranger things have happened (e.g. children under 8 cannot blow up balloons in the EU without adult supervision)..
b) It'll take at least 40 years of meetings, diplomatic disputes and (of course) bribes.
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
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Or - the usual option: impose a huge fine on some US company.
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The EU is always desperate for cash..
At least 52% of us here in GB are glad to be leaving (although whether we'll be allowed to leave peacefully is another question) 
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
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Brent Jenkins wrote: children under 8 cannot blow up balloons in the EU without adult supervision
And that's why a lot of people go to Syria for Jihad - Everyone can blow up whatever they want once you got across the border.
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With or without adult supervision? I think that's the critical part
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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