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OriginalGriff wrote: Steve Austin is toast since his top speed was about 60mph.
Would've been hilarious to see him try to outrun a bullet in slow motion...
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... you finally get back to work and forgot your own computer password. [^]
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How could I possibly forget it? All my passwords are stored in an encrypted application. On ... my ... computer ... Ah. Oops. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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why did you change it?
Sin tack ear lol
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Proof that you had great holidays! Cherish it.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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I had a blast! Hope you had too. Cheers!
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That's why always I write something useful as a hint for my password as:
1. Work password
2. The usual
3. Haha future self is boned.
Number one actually helped me ones.
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Welcome1 always works after a reset. 
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I've lived at my current address for about 16 years and I'm not sure that there has been a single week when I haven't received some kind of application form from Barclaycard. Some of the mailings have involved huge bundles of paper and I dread to think how many trees have died in the process.
I find unsolicited direct marketing rude at the best of times but when a company still won't take the hint after being ignored on several hundred occasions, it really raises a lot of questions:
1) How daft would someone have to be to spend money with a company that wastes so much money on poorly targeted marketing?
2) How does their marketing director have a job?
3) How bad is their CEO if he can't see how bad his marketing director is?
4) Do they even have an IT system?
5) How much of their preposterous 19.9% interest rate is necessitated by their unmanaged marketing budget?
Slogans aren't solutions.
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I guess if it wasn't effective they wouldn't bother?
I get loads from them too, but I imagine when my interest free deal on my current card runs out I might shift to them, and when it runs out on there's, to someone else, and so it continues. I imagine people like me might make it worthwhile as I can only assume they make most of their profits from transaction charges rather than interest anyway?
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If there is a postage paid envelope send it back to them, with the blank forms (or not if pre-filled) and as much other junk mail you can reasonably squeeze in.
If nothing else they will have to pay for the postage.
(If everybody did it they might get the message.)
Sin tack ear lol
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I like that approach!
Slogans aren't solutions.
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Lopatir wrote: If there is a postage paid envelope send it back to them
Paste the envelope onto a brick, first. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I do the same. Even with the paltry interest offered by the banks it is still worthwhile.
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Yes, I'm sure that you're right in that their core business is in people transferring for the interest free period but it still doesn't make sense to write to someone every single week for sixteen years.
Added to which, I would imagine that most people looking to transfer a card these days would look on the internet rather than sift through their paper recycling box.
Slogans aren't solutions.
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Wastedtalent wrote: I guess if it wasn't effective they wouldn't bother?
Define "effective".
It is not always about getting more customers, sometimes you simply need to get your name out more than the competition. Hardly matters how much debt that generates, as long as the company survives long enough to pay your bonus.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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PeejayAdams wrote: it really raises a lot of questions
No, it doesn't. We already know that the ROI is not interesting from the amount of advertisements on the web.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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The Nigerians keep sending their emails, too. I suspect they make enough for it to be worthwhile.
Which leads me to wonder if Barclay's has a branch in Nigeria . . .
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How much does an email cost?
You can send a lot of emails for the price of a few kilo's of paper.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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It's the marketing technique that's the point: just keep sending. Charities do the same, sending me a request for money every month - even if I just gave them something - and never noting that for years my donation is a once-a-year event. Lots of name-and-address stickers and pads, too.
Apparently they find it worth it. So why not the banks, too?
Aside: I got the Barclay's Master Card. They're going to pay me US$200 after I spend US$500 in the first three months (rather easy). After I get their money, more bribes or I'm gone.
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If you do not donate this month, you might be able to donate next time. Rather common scenario.
If I do not get a credit card this month, nor any of the following, then it will be an uncommon scenario for me to be waiting for that mail a week later.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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W∴ Balboos wrote: Which leads me to wonder if Barclay's has a branch in Nigeria . . .
They have a representative office there, whatever that means...
Barclays Africa Group at a glance
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PeejayAdams wrote: it really raises a lot of questions:
The marketing dept. gets a budget, they contract to a mailing house to do mailings based on some nebulous market research, and nobody actually tracks whether the marketing dept. budget is paying for itself, which it probably isn't.
I doubt that online advertising is any better, and I doubt that companies have any way of tracking whether their ad campaigns are actually profitable.
And if they did, the whole "free online services paid by ads" bubble would burst.
Conversely, I guess sites like Code Project actually makes enough money through ad revenue to keep paying for this wonderful site! Sort of scary / creepy / cool.
Marc
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