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Hate it when that happens. 
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Women! Duh! Why do they always have to get their panties in a bunch over irrelevant little details??? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Is this a Leslie or do you do that more often?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: asked her
That's the point you went wrong
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Your sister has dementia?
I'll get my coat (quickly).. 
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Brent Jenkins wrote: I'll get my coat (quickly)
Ain't nobody yet been able to outrun a bullet. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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The coat won't save him either.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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...except Superman.
Oh, and The Flash.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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And also Batman, as long as he reaches the BatJet in time.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Oh, well - if you are going to include technology then Wonder Woman has her jet so she's OK, Green Lantern has his Ring and that'll make him a rocket, but Steve Austin is toast since his top speed was about 60mph.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Steve Austin was an astronaut. It's their job to be faster than a bullet.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Only in his early career. He later became a ... I'm not quite sure what he was, but bad spy probably covered it.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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He was one of the first cyberpunks.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Steve Austin is toast since his top speed was about 60mph.
Would've been hilarious to see him try to outrun a bullet in slow motion...
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... you finally get back to work and forgot your own computer password. [^]
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How could I possibly forget it? All my passwords are stored in an encrypted application. On ... my ... computer ... Ah. Oops. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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why did you change it?
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the any key may be continuate
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Proof that you had great holidays! Cherish it.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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I had a blast! Hope you had too. Cheers!
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That's why always I write something useful as a hint for my password as:
1. Work password
2. The usual
3. Haha future self is boned.
Number one actually helped me ones.
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Welcome1 always works after a reset. 
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I've lived at my current address for about 16 years and I'm not sure that there has been a single week when I haven't received some kind of application form from Barclaycard. Some of the mailings have involved huge bundles of paper and I dread to think how many trees have died in the process.
I find unsolicited direct marketing rude at the best of times but when a company still won't take the hint after being ignored on several hundred occasions, it really raises a lot of questions:
1) How daft would someone have to be to spend money with a company that wastes so much money on poorly targeted marketing?
2) How does their marketing director have a job?
3) How bad is their CEO if he can't see how bad his marketing director is?
4) Do they even have an IT system?
5) How much of their preposterous 19.9% interest rate is necessitated by their unmanaged marketing budget?
Slogans aren't solutions.
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I guess if it wasn't effective they wouldn't bother?
I get loads from them too, but I imagine when my interest free deal on my current card runs out I might shift to them, and when it runs out on there's, to someone else, and so it continues. I imagine people like me might make it worthwhile as I can only assume they make most of their profits from transaction charges rather than interest anyway?
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