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Get yourself one here[^]
I'll get my coat.
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Not as long as I can get Airwolf.[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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These guys also give out citations CHiPs[^]
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the any key may be continuate
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Our cops would get angry if they tried to do that over here. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Well, it could be one of these[^].
Software Zen: delete this;
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I've watched with a certain amount of wonder as Marc decided he wanted to push forward with the number of articles he's produced. Over the Christmas break, I sat down and wrote the first part of some articles that I had promised SuperLloyd a while back about doing MVVM in a Console application and foolishly, I have decided that I'm going to concentrate on getting my combined article count into triple figures this year. After 4 hours sleep last night, I just had to get up in the early hours of this morning and continue creating the code for part 2 of the MVVM series. If Marc hadn't been such an inspiration, I might have slept the whole night.
This space for rent
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You should do it just for the points. Chris told me in strictest confidence that to celebrate CodeProjects 15th Birthday he will be converting all points to money at 1 point=$1. I'm concentrating my efforts this year on marrying Griff.
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Do that. I'm not greedy, I'll be more than happy with my $161.000! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Pom Pey3 wrote: I'm concentrating my efforts this year on marrying Griff.
You better get yourself one of these[^] then.
If I was you I'd stick with turning lesbians around.
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So ... you're having a sex change, and hiring a hitman to "off" Herself?
Wish you'd told me, I'd have upped her life insurance...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: So ... you're having a sex change
At expertsexchange.com?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I'm glad that I'm not the only one that saw that.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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you will never see it the way it was intended again. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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You are correct, sir.
Jeremy Falcon
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No sex change required, it might still be 1984 in Wales but in the rest of the civilised world, Men can marry men.
So what you up to tonight Handsome?
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Hiding so you can't find me? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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He's more likely to marry a member of the flock, that is legal in Wales. Probably not the rest of the world though.
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At first I thought this[^]
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Not seen it - but it sounds good.
Happy New Year to you BTW.
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Pom Pey3 wrote: Happy New Year to you BTW.
Thank you. Same to you! You get more lives than Leslie
Pom Pey3 wrote: Not seen it - but it sounds good.
Very good one. If you haven't read story/plot, then movie would be great. You shouldn't read story/plot/reviews of some movies before watching. And this is one of them. One more movie 'Tucker & Dale vs. Evil' falls under same category. Pure horror-comedy. Don't read anything about movie before watch, that's why I didn't give link(spoiler).
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So has Griff "turned" you, or was it the sheep?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The moneys turned me. I'll be turning Griff, pulling down his tr.....damn we're in the Lounge.
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Pom Pey3 wrote: pulling down his tr...
Track record?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Pom Pey3 wrote: Chris told me in strictest confidence that to celebrate CodeProjects 15th Birthday...
So you have a time machine to get back to 15-11-2014 then.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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