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Aren't you grateful that people text? It's much easier than becoming literate.
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With the Gruaniad, it's easier to count the number of words they get right.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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At first, I was like  , and then after a short while, I was like , again.
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How about a "Goldfinger" DVD? I love that movie - should be worth a lot! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Or a map of the Gold Coast? That's huge - gotta be worth a fortune!
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Sue them for citing a definition of gold without giving proper reference.
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Send them some of those.[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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It is very easy: send genuine gold like some Krugerrand. 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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KarstenK wrote: send genuine gold like some Krugerrand
Where's the fun in that?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Usually when a game is ready to be released you refer to that as the game going gold. Maybe write a small game that you goes "gold" with and send them that. Or perhaps why not some old computer components. Some contain gold. They should be able to extract that and send you some money.
I don't have the balls to do something like that but man if this isn't comedy gold. Perhaps send that next. Reply with a letter stating that your correspondence with them is gold and you want money for that.
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I reckon send them the end of a rainbow.
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the any key may be continuate
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In states where marijuana is legal, you might try posting them some Acapulco Gold.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Especially for PeejayAdams: @User-10476399
Without containing wood, the party mottos were used in advertising (7)
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Slogans - my favourite things!
(LOG inside SANS)
Slogans aren't solutions.
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I'm afraid you are wrong: SLOGANS are solutions!
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In this case, slogans is a solution which sounds terribly ungrammatical. 
Slogans aren't solutions.
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And I thought that a dead body in a tub full of acid is a solution.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Not if you watch Breaking Bad!
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Guess why I get such an evil grin when Old Pointy Hair proclaims "I want solutions!"
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Standards organisation delayed disconnect (7)
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Isolate
Standards organisation = ISO
Delayed = LATE
Slogans aren't solutions.
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Well done - I thought it might take a little longer than that.  
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Nah, ISO are never that far from our thoughts!
Slogans aren't solutions.
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I was hoping the "organisation" would lead you all off on anagrams...
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And get to work! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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