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Insane Asylum? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Yup.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Sears-Roebuck? They used to carry everything.
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Departy McDepartface
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Don't worry - soon you'll roll over, fall out of bed, and realize (whilst gratefully rubbing bruised limbs) that it was only a nightmare.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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The About-to-Fail department because that's what happens when you put non-techies in charge of IT. Every time.
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I'm not sure which is more optimistic between your suggestion, and the one I was about to make ("doomed to fail")
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I'd go for "The F%$#ed-up by the Inclusion of Marketing Morons" team.
Time will tell the tale, as more and more of you are replaced by marketing morons, as the extant marketing morons talk themselves into ruling the roost.
Learn quickly how to get your points of view across to managers, etc, or you'll be trampled on.
"Getting profitable work done" now has to take fifth place, after five levels of office politics.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Digital Disaster Zone - allowing marketing anywhere near the developers is a recipe for a total clusterfuck. I would be getting my CV in order, update your networking skills and be prepared to jump ship as there is a rather large hole in the hull just below the waterline.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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That's the plan 
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And it's just now decided to carpet the land with a lovely white blanket of soft fluffy snow. Where was this a week ago, when I could've enjoyed it, you fiend (shakes fist at sky).
Aaaanyway, Happy New Year folks. All the best in all of your endeavours.
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
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Apparently you forgot to summon it! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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So call in sick.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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The final character from a Greek tome gave a measure of resistance.
(5)
Nice gentle start to the year...
modified 3-Jan-17 4:25am.
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An epic start to the year. And no, I'm not daft enough to put the answer down 
This space for rent
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So gentle, one suspects you don't want to do it tomorrow...
OMEGA
Last letter of the Greek alphabet, and the symbol for Ohm - the unit of electrical resistance.
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Yay (also found in tOME GAve ...)
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I missed that bit - a triple clue, eh? Clever. 
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Bet thankful, it is better than my first thought this morning which was:-
"This cartoonist of bums is lowest in the chest"
(6,6)
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BOTTOM DRAWER? 
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Indeed - this is where my mind is after the New Year break.
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How to increase the SEO work for a website.
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Wrong place - it says so clearly at the top of the page.
Please learn to read pages properly before you post questions.
Try here: Ask a question[^]
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I don't know if this is not a valid question, it is certainly not a programming question, and if the silly twat did a minimum of research he would find loads of resources but it is almost a valid question.
It has the potential to turn into a reasonable discussion as there must be many theories out there as to how to achieve his goal.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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