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It might be. I don't know. I got email one of a recruiter that I know.
The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.
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I thort ms bought linkedin?
Surely they would have made it Google, Apple or Oracle?
Then again they did come out with w10, maybe there is more than one joke in them.
Sin tack ear lol
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What, did you expect anything coming from a recruiter's mouth to be even remotely original?
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Not really, I am a little drunk now!
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Even in this form it is old (at least 4 years), but it is actually a remake of this, from around 1930: sinden.org: "The Verger" by W Somerset Maugham[^]
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Mine is MS version.  As side from that, I've less than a year membership so I don't know what/who posted four year back from now.
The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.
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Didn't posted it to 'Leslie' you , but IMHO, the original better!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Quote: Didn't posted it to 'Leslie' you
Quote: IMHO, the original better
No debate, both have their own humor.
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Paul Valery
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Stephen Gonzalez wrote:
Every time someone repost something, others throwing some 'Leslie' in...
It is about Leslie Nielsen who reportedly died in January, 2016 - again... after he already passed away once in 2010...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Aha. CP version of explaining a repost in a forum. Got it! 
The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.
Paul Valery
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Thank you for finally explaining that!
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When I was somewhat younger, one of the richest men in Pompey was a scrap dealer who couldn't read or write, and honestly never saw a need for it.
I remember well him telling me that, with all my highfalutin education, I should read that story...
... Because he couldn't! We pissed ourselves laughing.
An eye-opener, though, on what is and can be important in life.
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Stephen Gonzalez wrote: He went from door to door and sold the tomatoes in less than two hours. He doubled his money.He repeated the operation three times, and returned home with $60.
Not to be pedantic, but if he doubled $10 thrice then he would have $80.
Jeremy Falcon
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To be even more pedantic, it didn't say that exactly, it only said he returned home with $60. He could've spent the difference.
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Jeremy Falcon
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Very nice!
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It's all good until you learn that office boy is an euphemism for senior software designer.
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Do male deer have buck teeth?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Those that don't are Fawned upon by the Does.
Alas, in the case of deer, they're in a rut because there are no horny Does.*
Later we may have a heated discussion on this.
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There are exceptions, such as John Deeres which have mechanical teeth despite requiring many bucks to obtain.
Sin tack ear lol
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MeThinks OriginalGriff hides when he posts these puns, lest he be hunted; no worries, though, OG, for fear of being shot, for, deer are way more tasty, so I've heard.
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And do reindeer wear retainers*?
* A classic case of the US word being more appropriate than the rest-of-the-world one ("braces")
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No, they doen't, unless they have rut canal work.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Oh, deer, deer. Are you off your meds again.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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