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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: TV makes it look all glamorous, but it's a tough business for the little guy, and extremely difficult to make a name for yourself.
So, it's a little like software development. 
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Yeah, and I think I've had my fill of what they refer to as "software development" nowadays.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: "software development" nowadays.
Throw poo at the wall, see what sticks...
Common sense is admitting there is cause and effect and that you can exert some control over what you understand.
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: uch as guns, chickens, or an hour with their sister.
You only get to choose 1? Spot of hunting while the girl does a roast.
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the any key may be continuate
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I do not recommend roasting girls, they tend to scream a lot.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: they tend to scream a lot.
and you would know this, how? 
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First rule of BBQ. Don't talk about BBQ.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Ah, I see you have the Donner family cookbook.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Corporal Agarn wrote: BBQ
Big Black ... Quokka?
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Remember where I am from. Hint red-neck. So BBQ is barbecue or slow roasted/smoked meat.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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I know. Mind the joke icon.
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Oops. 
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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You must have a humongous oven! 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Want my VB6 - C++/98 (Visual Studio 6 interprtetation) job? Without Internet connection and with a developement machine equipped with 1 GB of RAM and Windows XP (that actually is the most positive quality)?
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Now I understand why your company blocks internet access besides a few white-listed URLs. 
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Because they're cheap b*tards.
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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I'm really not looking forward to the interview portion of the game. I'm not sure I can maintain civility in the face of absurdity.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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How about absurdity carrying a massive amount of gold??? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I don't care about the money. I just wanna write code for a living.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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If you kill an HR type in Texas, isn't the jury verdict likely to be "they needed killing"? 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Yeah, kinda like we treat federal collaborators.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: I'm not sure I can maintain civility in the face of absurdity.
This is not a new development. How have you managed before?
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If I were to have a signature quote like yours:
You'll need to repeal my life before I bow to unconstitutional 2A laws needing repealed. - MSOP, 2017
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Currently I've been tasked with documenting all the error numbers in our code. I'm at 1464 entries and not all of them unique. I just discovered another set, these with 5 digits instead of 4.
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Documenting code is preferable to working in qlikview...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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