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You must have a humongous oven! 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Want my VB6 - C++/98 (Visual Studio 6 interprtetation) job? Without Internet connection and with a developement machine equipped with 1 GB of RAM and Windows XP (that actually is the most positive quality)?
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Now I understand why your company blocks internet access besides a few white-listed URLs. 
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Because they're cheap b*tards.
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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I'm really not looking forward to the interview portion of the game. I'm not sure I can maintain civility in the face of absurdity.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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How about absurdity carrying a massive amount of gold??? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I don't care about the money. I just wanna write code for a living.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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If you kill an HR type in Texas, isn't the jury verdict likely to be "they needed killing"? 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Yeah, kinda like we treat federal collaborators.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: I'm not sure I can maintain civility in the face of absurdity.
This is not a new development. How have you managed before?
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If I were to have a signature quote like yours:
You'll need to repeal my life before I bow to unconstitutional 2A laws needing repealed. - MSOP, 2017
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Currently I've been tasked with documenting all the error numbers in our code. I'm at 1464 entries and not all of them unique. I just discovered another set, these with 5 digits instead of 4.
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Documenting code is preferable to working in qlikview...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Never seen qlikview but it must be bad to say what I'm doing is preferable.
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I would rather eat a cracker smeared with fecal jelly than work in qlikview.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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So you want to go back to VB?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That is one bullet I dodged, that crap went to a junior dev and I get stuck with overseeing a java development that is being off-shored to Hyderabad. I get to read and check other peoples code and make sure the functionality matches the spec.
I'm looking forward to retirement 
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Hi,
Happy New Year everyone.
Ok till last month, I was working in a technical department and all of a sudden our tech director (who was working from last 20 years) resigned. So 20 years of knowledge gone in 3 weeks.
Technical team had development, design and IT support guys.
Now the management decided instead of hiring a new tech director they made commercial director our head and moved product managers and few marketing guys to our department. Now our department consists of developers, web architect, designers, IT support guys, marketing assistants, product managers, commercial director.
Now it's no more just technical team as we have marketing, commercial people in our department.So biggest dilemma facing us at the moment is what we call ourselves as a team. lol.
And the first rule is it can't include digital...
And that's the end of the rules
Any suggestions??
Thanks
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Call it "Dilbert", because it sounds like you might be heading for a few of those situations.
Cheers,
Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.
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Gallimaufry (means a confused jumble or medley of things).
This space for rent
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"The Hatefull 8" (or how many you are at the time...) 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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"The department" would be a good name.
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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"Five-Pound Bag"
I'll let you make the connection...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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CoE, Center of Excellence.
Your department seems to excel on every front.
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