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I just dropped my coffee mug! 
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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So, was your coffee mug named "News", because that would break it.
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Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.
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Is there only one CD in the mines, and it's Coalplay?
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I prefer Daft Pun.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I do believe they may have a Loretta Lynn CD as well! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Horrible. Doesn't even count as "going out with a whimper" as far as New Year finales go.
. . . now, you owe us . . .
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No. I think Nat King and his daughter Natalie have a couple in there as well. 
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The dwarves' Hi-Ho song from Snow White also comes to mine
Sin tack ear lol
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I vote tossing Bieber's CDs Bieber in the mine 
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The year will end tomorrow!
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That's old news - the year ended about that time last year.
Cheers,
Mick
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Midi_Mick wrote: - the year ended about that time last year.
Not exactly though, this year will be 1 second longer than last year.
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Isn't it a day and a second longer
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Who's year? This year-ending thing happens all year round.
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The Prince of Nigeria died this morning and left his 140 million fortune to his cat.....he had tried giving it away for years but nobody wanted to know.
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Maybe it's not a very nice cat, and that's why no one wanted it.
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Shh - you might hurt its felines.
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I had expected the breaking news to be "no one died."
Now THAT would be breaking news 
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No, sadly Bieber is still alive.
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Mick
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If you read the UK Daily Mail, neither is Princess Di... 
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How come? Was she really abducted by Elvis? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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No, he's still living in a B52 bomber on the moon with Hitler.
Di was carried off by angels as too good for this world, but comes back occaisonally to combat falling house prices.
(This information courtesy of the Daily Mail / Fox News, so I would carefully check it before making any life decisions based on it. Other news sources are available, but may be equally b*ll*cks)
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I knew I should have sent him my SSN and bank account information in that e-mail! Damnit! 
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