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GeneralHamsters have ice skates? Pin
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JokeQuick Jokes... Pin
R. Giskard Reventlov28-Dec-16 5:09
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I have a friend (yes, really) who has always wanted to be a stand up comedian. I have no idea why - he is not the slightest bit funny. However, he did send me some good jokes. Here are a few...

"I can stop a speeding bullet.

Once."

"When I heard they had a cure for dyslexia, it was like music to my ass"

"There's a new TV show on tonight about Origami.

It's paper view".

"The guy who fell into an upholstery machine is now fully recovered"


I'll get his coat...

Actually, I have plenty more where that came from. $50 for me not post them... Smile | :)
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