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John doesn't have a heart. He is actually an android race car driver, who likes to beat up bad article writers. 
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Slacker007 wrote: He is actually an android race car driver
He sure as f*** wouldn't be an IOS race driver.
Software Zen: delete this;
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I don't like beating up anybody, but when there's a job to be done, and nobody else is doing it, I feel like it's my responsibility to step up.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I don't "heart" anything.
After the 6-71 blower gets installed, my plates are gonna read "DSCREET".
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: my plates are gonna read "DSCREET".
I would have thought you'd have: C U SUKR or F U BOZO 
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Texas ain't as liberal as Calipornia.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Not to state the too obvious, but perhaps JSOP was being ironic?
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Irony is my favorite metal.
Well, that and Velcro.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Having just watched the 2nd (I think) episode of the Grand Tour I feel sorry for your neighborhood, for about 5k around you normal travel route.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Each restart, and each refactor is the result of trying to write the article, and tripping over code I wrote
Sometimes I think developers should be forced, yes forced, to actually write about they're code. I've had that experience many times, when writing the article and I'm trying to explain my code, and there's this WTF!?!?! experience and I go back and rewrite the code, then the affected sections in the article, then rewrite more code, etc.
If it goes on for too long, I will actually write in the article "ok, this code is crap, but it works for the moment" or something similar. 
Marc
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Caravan Palace - Lone Digger (Official NSFW video)[^]
Caravan Palace - Lone Digger (SFW Album Version)[^]
Official video is pretty nice, a couple of cats enter a strip club where an antelope is working the pole while some dogs pick up a fight and blood flows abundantly.
Someone on the internet described it as "Disney's Zootopia when it's directed by Quentin Tarantino" 
Anyway, added a boring video with just the album cover which is kid sister safe.
Video aside, it's the MUSIC that counts (or this would be Video of the Week)!
The music is awesome electro-swing that reminds of Parov Stelar.
Very danceable and enjoyable
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Good pick-me-up, that. Party on!
"This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedivere. Explain to me again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes"
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The music was enjoyable and that video was, ummm, interesting.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Can i post the article which is describe about filable PDF using Adobe Acrobat Pro DC..
Description like how to do validation using script, how to create filable PDF etc...
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Yes - But you have to put it into the Third Party Products and Tools[^].
Be aware of the rules stated there:
Quote: 1. You must provide significant innovation and cannot simply be a how-to guide that would appear on the vendor's own help pages, or you must solve a significant problem common to users of the product or library.
2. You must not post advertisements for the product, implicit or explicit. We are the final judges on this. There will be no mention of price, offers or coupons, upgrades, trials or anything that would induce or tempt a person to visit the third party site and download the product. This article is purely for those who already use the product.
3. We reserve the right to replace any links to the product with search-engine unfriendly links. 4. Articles must not be used to promote a product in any form, including SEO.
5. Articles must be tagged "third-party"
6. Articles must not be written by anyone associated with the company that writes the product. Self promotion is not allowed.
If in doubt, ask @sean-ewington [sean AT codeproject DOT com]
modified 15-Dec-16 6:10am.
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And get someone to proofread it.
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How do you pronounce your last name?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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How do YOU want to pronounce it???
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Cuh-hunt... But I've never heard it with two syllables before...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
modified 15-Dec-16 8:53am.
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This is not correct and will get you downvoted. Yesterday I got downvoted here for getting a smile out of the title of an article. I thought that downvoting had been disabled here.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Yeah, well, you shouldn't have smiled! The lounge is a serious place! 
Besides, downvoting IS disabled. You were more likely voted as having posted spam or abuse. Which it wasn't (at least no more than anything else that is posted here), but some people around here are real intolerant assholes.
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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It's nothing against what was going on when downvoting was still enabled.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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True!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: some people around here are real intolerant assholes
Such truth in these words. 
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