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Insurance companies are very loath to change things they have been using for years unless there is an overwhelming justification. This is exactly where my current project sits. We are trying to pursuade a number of insurance companies to use our software but they cannot justify the cost of integrating it into their old, old systems.
In a few years they will be trying to update their old, old systems just as a large number of financial institutions are trying to move from mainframes to more compact servers right now.
In the words of the old Flanders & Swann song, "It all makes work for the working man to do".
We're philosophical about power outages here. A.C. come, A.C. go.
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My first programming job at 19... Insurance Rating Systems.
Ahhh...
And just as I was getting "cocky" I was informed that the last programmer had made and published an error, which caused the company to pay a $10,000 fine, and company policy is that flows to the programmer.
Over the coming months, I developed a wonderful set of back-testing to compare the results of ANY changes to what they were producing so they could be "signed off by management".
The UPSIDE was that as a young programmer, I learned that QUALITY not SPEED was singularly important.
I also learned to NEVER trust a salesperson, ESPECIALLY when he is selling you on the benefits of joining his company! LOL
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Consoles never were open platforms, but besides that it's not a big deal. Get yourself a compiler/assembler/whatever and adequate documentation for the system of your choice, set up a source code editor and a project + makefile and an emulator. Then you are ready to go.
There are groups for all kinds of older systems in the internet and most of them have some development tools. Retro programming can be an inexpensive hobby.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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V. wrote: I still have a (somewhat) working Sega 16 bit console at home!
So you can play the amazing Wonder Boy 3!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I've been using paint.net (pretty damned good, for the price) to clear blank space out of screenshots, to make them more manageable, but I was getting annoyed at having to mouse-click buttons to switch between the select tool and the move-selection tool, so I decided to look for keyboard shortcuts.
They'd nefariously hidden them in tool-tips on the buttons (the first and last place I looked), so I spent a somewhat worrisome hour typing nothing but S & M, and hoping that this machine isn't sending a keylog to ms, for them to use in directing advertising at me (it's weven, but you never know what little extras they include in what they define as security updates).
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: for them to use in directing advertising at me
Advertising is too unpersonal, but we probably could arrange something for you 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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We'll have a whip round and see if we can slap something together for you?
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Not for me. If I ever had wanted to, I could have had that many years ago. Who knows where she is now.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: Who knows where she is now.
Bahrain, according to Sky news.
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Their problem. When I met her, she complained that her father had refused to teach her how to shoot with a H&K G3 battle rifle.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Somehow this is reminding me to John Simmons 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Jane Simmons, in this case.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I didn't want to use another name... I do know he doesn't get mad on such a comment as mine... but choosing a relative's name by mistake... no thanks, that's a risk I prefer to avoid 
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Too late. We are in trouble.[^] Just look at the fourth in the list.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Those who disrupt the rat riots are letting their nation down.
(8)
modified 7-Dec-16 4:12am.
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Traitors (anagram of rat riots).
Slogans aren't solutions.
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Yay -you win
(Didn't think it would take long)
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Quote: Freddy versus Jason. Place your bets.
Which movie?
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Brian May - Completely Bonkers
This space for rent
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Jackie Chan - The Saga continious
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Schhhh... We never talk about Fight Club! Oh dang, I just did! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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