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"A green and pleasant place"?
There speaks a man who's never been to Luton, or Tower Hamlets, or ... 
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Or Woking or Addlestone
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Or Slough, or Liverpool, or Hull, or Portsmouth, or ...
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Back in the 80's there was a campaign to twin Woking with Beirut. The plan eventually failed as the Lebanese didn't want to be associated with that kind of hell hole.
As for Addlestone, least said soonest mended.
veni bibi saltavi
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We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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There's nowt wrong with Luton that a concentrated artillery assault couldn't fix.
veni bibi saltavi
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Some of the inhabitants are like cockroaches: they would survive, and breed copiously in the devastation... 
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Nah, He moved to the 'countryside' :giggles:
veni bibi saltavi
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Sorry Sander for stealing it from you today, but it's to good to pass up.
I also believe you might like it. 
I give you the vegetable orchestra[^]
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It's either genius or evil! too early in the am tell 
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What are you doing in the Pub at this time in the morning anyway?
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More a case of what am doing awake & online at this time of day? Hospital appointment is the answer, time to waste beforehand, then home and revise for the next interview tomorrow! 
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Nothing serious, I hope?
Whatever, I wish you well of it...
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Not me (I should have said), my Dad. Nothing serious just a check.
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Excellent - and it always helps to have company while you wait for the NHS to pull it's finger out.
Why is the first appointment of the day always running an hour late? 
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11 something it takes time. Just have to be there incase of unexpected knee related faults...
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It's never too early, the Spoons are open for breakfast dontchaknow! Today I am running at around 73% 'delicate'. We're on baby sitting duty with a rag tag of Mrs Wife's colleagues over for a conference and last night her ex-boss from London came over for dinner. We were not tipsy at the end of the night.
veni bibi saltavi
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I used to work with some one who used to work for Spoons, he reckond at opening time there was the standard spoons alchey holics & stoned people wanting breakfast and beer!
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Now I wish I could have a transnasal craniotomy  .
Doesn anyone have a red, hot metal rod lying around I could use... ?
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That's just bananas!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Best SOW for a long time,
tired of the other slow starting no middle end in a quick crash theme that you've been stuck on for too long now.
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the "Any" key may be continuate
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