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Nighthowler wrote: There is a half-drowned cockroach in the bath
Should I
...get a life?
-NP
Never underestimate the creativity of the end-user
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d. Take it out. Revive it just enough so that it can wriggle and then feed it to the bearded dragon 
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Are hamsters often voted most likely to suck seed?
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Do hard-line hamsters show up around Christmas?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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They are most likely to be wheeler dealers.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Hey now!
Software Zen: delete this;
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If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Sign over the CP server room: "Grass(*), grass, or grass: nobody computes for free!"
(*) Hamsters love leafy vegetables off all kinds, especially timothy grass.
Software Zen: delete this;
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The answer might blow you away!
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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I thought that was mistresses?
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Gnaw.
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Every hamster I've ever seen was most likely to suck... erm... things best not mentioned in the lounge.
Disgusting little buggers.
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It looks like I have been living in a bubble. For the last ten years I have been working at a company and not been exposed to the toxicity of the job market. A couple of weeks ago was bored and decided to update my resume on Monster.
What followed was a job spam from companies, which without exception were small offices in Canada with huge development operations in India, one of them contacted me directly from California.
My faith in the future of our industry is disappearing.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Well California is basically Canadia with sunshine and fewer moose, right?
You're lucky you get mostly the same country - I don't! 
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OriginalGriff wrote: fewer moose
Meese? 
One goose, two geese! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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One house, two hice? 
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one spouse, two spice?
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Ah don't lean on me man, cause you can't afford the ticket
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That could actually make sense... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Except in this case it's often spelled "divorce"
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Moses
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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N_tro_P wrote: I have heard some preach against it, but there is usually no logic to their argument
I deleted my linkedin account because I was getting too many unsolicited job specs.
The logic:
I don't need a constant barrage of speculative e-mail from "recruitors (sic) for recruitment firms and for actual companies". If I need work, I will tell them.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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N_tro_P wrote: I am of the philosophy that having your mind open to other opportunities is just a good idea. Doesn't matter how good your job or team is, as an opportunity is just that and you do not have to take it.
Jeeze, you've really fallen for the hype.
These people want to make money out of you, that's all. Never think that they have any other motive.
Buy a big bag of salt, and use it with liberal pinches.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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