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Sign over the CP server room: "Grass(*), grass, or grass: nobody computes for free!"
(*) Hamsters love leafy vegetables off all kinds, especially timothy grass.
Software Zen: delete this;
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The answer might blow you away!
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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I thought that was mistresses?
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Gnaw.
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Every hamster I've ever seen was most likely to suck... erm... things best not mentioned in the lounge.
Disgusting little buggers.
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It looks like I have been living in a bubble. For the last ten years I have been working at a company and not been exposed to the toxicity of the job market. A couple of weeks ago was bored and decided to update my resume on Monster.
What followed was a job spam from companies, which without exception were small offices in Canada with huge development operations in India, one of them contacted me directly from California.
My faith in the future of our industry is disappearing.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Well California is basically Canadia with sunshine and fewer moose, right?
You're lucky you get mostly the same country - I don't! 
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OriginalGriff wrote: fewer moose
Meese? 
One goose, two geese! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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One house, two hice? 
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one spouse, two spice?
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Ah don't lean on me man, cause you can't afford the ticket
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That could actually make sense... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Except in this case it's often spelled "divorce"
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Moses
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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N_tro_P wrote: I have heard some preach against it, but there is usually no logic to their argument
I deleted my linkedin account because I was getting too many unsolicited job specs.
The logic:
I don't need a constant barrage of speculative e-mail from "recruitors (sic) for recruitment firms and for actual companies". If I need work, I will tell them.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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N_tro_P wrote: I am of the philosophy that having your mind open to other opportunities is just a good idea. Doesn't matter how good your job or team is, as an opportunity is just that and you do not have to take it.
Jeeze, you've really fallen for the hype.
These people want to make money out of you, that's all. Never think that they have any other motive.
Buy a big bag of salt, and use it with liberal pinches.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I have absolutely no need to "network" with strangers.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Bad Hombre wrote: My faith in the future of our industry is disappearing.
I don't think it should. But you should question your faith in Monster (and almost every other job board).
FWIW, the only way I've found a job in my 30 year career is through word of mouth and a trusted set of 3 headhunters. I've yet to find a job I haven't loved. I admit I may be in the minority.
/ravi
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I don't know, the last time when I looked for a job it was ten years ago, I got a call from Marc Zuckerberg to work in facebook, he was still in Toronto at that time I guess.
This time it's all indian recruiters for outsourcing companies, not a good change IMHO. I guess I will just stop updating my resume.
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... that is actually a picture taken with their phone will be shot  
Software Zen: delete this;
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..starts dragging his screen to the photo-copier..
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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You bastard .
Software Zen: delete this;
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When asked to fax something, I usually email a scan of the document and a second scan that's a high res photo of my broken fax machine from 15 years ago.
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